#nooooooooo
m-,,MARC,Y,,,,,;:::.,;!! NO
pov an eldritch god uses you as a puppet :|
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER
FUCK
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
This actually happened to an unfortunate lab tech i knew a few years ago. “Sir Fuck-O-Saurus” had a hard time with employment.
Okay but Natsu knew that if the book of end disappeared, so would he. What if he just tried to make everything seem normal for his last remaining moments? Just so he could see Lucy, Happy, and Gray relaxed rather than distressed?
don’t @ me
“You’re so precious to me
cute as can be
baby of mine….”
A bittersweet conclusion to Mama!Stan’s journey
the blizzard diversity chart is a horrible terrible idea but I also so desperately want to see them release diversity charts for each character because it’s so funny, I want to have to piece together who is what sexuality from the chart
wait if you look at this one you can see support and tank are all 0 for sexuality and damage is 0.625 (very low but not 0) meaning probably they made his whole tool and only soldier and tracer are anything but straight shdhdjfj
This is so funny hdjsk sorry. If I was blizzard I’d have gotten embarrassed and just spontaneously declared Mercy or someone to be bi to cover my ass.
In an effort to add more points to the “gender identity” section of the chart, Blizzard begins cataloguing which characters have the most sfm futa porn of them and using it to claim characters as trans
Was that Master Tera Senube?!
compare dean’s season three goodbye speech to sam with his goodbye speech in the finale to see that while the love and affection stay the same, the trust changes. it’s “keep fighting. take care of my wheels.” versus “you always keep fighting. i’ll be there every step.” it’s “sam, remember what dad taught you, okay?” versus “it’s always been you and me.” it’s “remember what i taught you” versus “i’ve always looked up to you.”
why are my old voltron posts getting attention
Emperor belos doing a sick grind
[ID: A digital drawing of Emperor Belos from the Owl House doing a kickflip over the Golden Guard’s grave. The headstone looks like the Golden Guard’s mask. Darius is kneeled over on the ground before the headstone, sobbing. The background is white. End ID]
at first glance i thought this was captain puffy
REPEL BLAST
new xbox comes with a built in vape