Full-shift werewolves are superior because as kids, shifting is Hard without a grown-up to help, and kids spend most of their time in pup form until they learn how to shift on their own, and even then it’s more fun to be pup-shaped than kid-shaped. At any given time, there are 2-3 pups underfoot, and more are probably causing chaos nearby.
Being pup-shaped means adults having to be creative about time-out. Bad and Naughty Pups go in the Punishment Pot.
It’s the only thing that works bc they can’t chew through it and it’s too tall for them to jump out of, so there’s just a very smol little fuzzball seething with Rage at the bottom of the soup pot.
2½ pounds of “fuck you.”
The Resentment of the Punishment Pot is so deeply embedded that the first time Stiles decides to make bigos for the pack, when he takes out the big soup pot, Derek and Peter both give a reflexive little growl at the sight of it because fuck. that. pot.
Stiles is left staring at them like, “whoa, WTF?” They’ve never protested him cooking for them before, and they like his mom’s recipes, they’ve stolen his damn leftovers often enough, so they better tell him what gives.
Cue Derek and Peter exchanging nervous glances, trying to decide what’ll be worse, telling Stiles they don’t like his cooking (bad) or admitting the utter absurdity of the fact that they used to get put in a motherfucking soup pot as a time-out (also bad).
Full-shift werewolves are superior because as kids, shifting is Hard without a grown-up to help, and kids spend most of their time in pup form until they learn how to shift on their own, and even then it’s more fun to be pup-shaped than kid-shaped. At any given time, there are 2-3 pups underfoot, and more are probably causing chaos nearby.
Being pup-shaped means adults having to be creative about time-out. Bad and Naughty Pups go in the Punishment Pot.
It’s the only thing that works bc they can’t chew through it and it’s too tall for them to jump out of, so there’s just a very smol little fuzzball seething with Rage at the bottom of the soup pot.
Things I like to imagine could’ve been in AoR Season 2 if Netflix didn’t suck:
Raunip returns, adding conflict with Aughra.
Deet corruption arc where she struggles with the darkness inside her that’s trying to change her very nature.
SkekTek just going further off the rails as the series goes on.
SkekSa, SkekUng, and SkekLi appear and replace to ones who were lost last season. They take a more active role in hunting the heroes.
The Garthim Wars beginning to start. It’ll probably take a while for the Skeksis to build a whole army however, at least till the end of the season.
SkekGra and Urgoh leave the circle of the suns to join the fight. Hup and Lore become a duo and search for Deet on their own.
Seladon learning to be truly loved by another and maybe the season ends off with her pregnant, since I believe it was accidentally confirmed somewhere that Seladon was meant to be the mother of Kira.
Rian tries to heal the crystal, but it’s revealed that at some point the shards got switched and lost: he has the wrong one.
Amri appears.
Some sea faring episodes, since SkekSa is a very serious pirate antagonist.
In peace, may you leave the shore. In love, may you find your next. Safe passage on your travels, until our final journey to the ground. May we meet again Bellamy Blake.
You were my favorite character. You deserved better than this. You can rest now. Thank you for everything.
idk I just think ray molina would have loved those boys so hard but netflix is a little bitch with daddy issues so they won’t let me see it
We won’t see the wholesome content of Ray going out and getting Pride stuff when he finds out about Alex and Willie.
We won’t see the prime content of Carlos calling Luke ‘Julie’s boyfriend’ and the one time Ray walked in and heard him say that and Julie and Carlos just go silent and Ray goes “…now Carlos Julie might not be ready to tell us about her boyfriend yet. Just give her time.” He wouldn’t even question it all bc he has been there for all the gigs he has seen all the Juke and is the president of the club at this point
We won’t see the prime content of when Julie is at school and the boys wanna talk to Ray, he has the ‘Notebook system’. There’s a notebook on the counter, a blue, red and a pink pen next to it. Whenever they wanna talk to him, they write it on paper to him in their respective color. The best is when all three are at the notebook and he just sees a bunch of pens floating and fighting to get in front of the notebook to write in it and when Julie comes home she just starts scolding “Luke, let Alex have a turn! Alex don’t push Reggie!”
We won’t see the content of Julie finally working up the courage to tell Ray about the boys and he’s just like “…yeah and?” Is just unphased bc he kind of figured it out early on he was just waiting for her to feel comfortable enough for him to know.
We won’t see the PRIME content of Ray GOING OFF on Caleb.
We won’t see many things bc of Netflix’s daddy issues, cowards
