I’m sorry this is so late, but I couldn’t leave my boy! Enjoy Stan, Ford, an eyepatch, and a very contrived reason for the boys to be pirates for Stanuary Week 3: Ocean!
The whole thing is below too if you’d rather read it that way ;)
“I think we’re catching up!” Ford shouted joyfully at Stan as they sped through the marina on their stolen motorboat.
“OK, I take it back!” Stan grinned at his brother. “Maybe your idea wasn’t half bad as I said it-” his sentence died at the same time as the motor. “Nope, I take that back,” he said, frantically trying the motor again and again. “The whole ‘let’s dress up in suits so we can go to a fancy restaurant and get our boat stolen by-”
“I didn’t know we were going to get our boat stolen!” Ford responded, maybe a little louder than was warranted.
“Well it was still a dumb idea!” Stan said, matching his brother’s volume. He then groaned as he caught sight of the fuel gauge. “And did you have to pick the one motorboat in the marina that was out of gas?”
