#weird horticulture
“Clover Code
3-leaf: Deer food
4-leaf: Good luck
5-leaf: Extra coffee
6-leaf: You can see hidden stars
7-leaf: Double luck
8-leaf: The Suffering
9-leaf: Where are you getting these clovers?
10-leaf: You can stop seeing hidden stars
11-leaf: Immune to telepathy
12-leaf: Revolution”
-QuietPineTrees
I’ve written a song for the new Quiet Pine Trees book! I’ll share the lyrics to “The Time Traveler’s Lullaby” when we reach 50% funding, so if you’ve been waiting to contribute, now is the time!
“Quillwood trees grew best in open fields, where wind and sun could dry their feathers of the fog and rain. In autumn, when their plumage turned metallic red, their winged seeds took to the sky. They sought out clearings and mountaintops where they could lay their wooden eggs.”
-QuietPineTrees
I share the secrets of dozens of weird and beautiful plants in my new book. There’s a whole chapter on nature, alongside topics like time travel and spooky stories. If you enjoy my odd style of storytelling, consider supporting the book!
“Blueberry: Sweet blue pome high in antioxidants
Blackberry: Bittersweet aggregate fruit full of phytochemicals
Clearberry: Smoky-sweet drupe rich in antigravitons, used for short-term weight loss
Grayberry: Tart true berry full of the memories of those who once trod these fields”
-QuietPineTrees
Plants hold many secrets, not always plain to modern, casual observers. I’ve collected all my notes on weird horticulture in my new book! Pledge now for a copy signed by my own human hands!
