#weird mario events

Name: The Great Ape War

Debut: Donkey Kong Country

The lore of the Donkey Kong Country is truly something else. It might just seem like a Funny Primate Platformer, but if you look deeper, you learn so, so much more… For example, in the first three games, I hear there are many small clues of long-gone battles on Donkey Kong Island… the Great Ape War.

And guess what! You’re enlisted!

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

This Is MONKEY KONG

The Leader Of The Pack

He Slams His Hands Down On The Ground

For His Monkey Attack

This Is LITTLE DIDDLY

He Dodged The Draft For War

Instead He Robs You Of Your Cash

In Mario Kart Tour

This Is GHOSTLY GRANDMA

She Has Gone And Died

With Ghastly New Ability

She Infiltrates Inside

Her Husband, GRUMPY GRANDPA

He Isn’t Very Nice

He May Seem Crude And Kind Of Rude

But Gives You Good Advice

The Fifth Is LADY KONG

An Ape That’s Too Sexy

She Makes The Kremlings’ Eyes Bulge Out

And Then They Cannot See

This Is ITTY-BITTY KONG

She Can Shrink Small Like Rat

She Also Got A Redesign

We Do Not Discuss That.

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

Has Funny Face Like Clown

Can Stretch His Arms For Miles Long

To Take His Enemies Down

Here Comes Eighth: HIGH FLYER

Her Tail Is On Her Head

She Attacks Kremlings From The Sky

And After That, They’re Dead

Ninth Is BIG HUNK CHUNKY

He Has A Strong Veneer

But When Its Time To Fight

He’ll Simply Disappear

Finally,MARIO KART WII

He Fought Hard In The War

No Longer Serves In Combat

He Surfs Down By The Shore