Six Sentence Sunday: Mayday 2022

I was hoping to get this up today, but I’m still tweaking stuff & that might not happen? Idek what this shitpost!fic is anymore.

“I wasn’t expecting you home, either, Perry,“ [Sheila said,] "with…your friends…”

Her eyes narrowed suspiciously at said ‘friends’, and she found herself questioning her son’s sexuality all over again.  She knew he was sleeping with Luka, but both he and Luka claimed Luka was with Marinette, and Perry also claimed he was dating the Gir…Brielle.  And they had all apparently thought they’d have the flat to themselves for the afternoon.  Perry had been looking for a movie, but…

“…Mum, whatever you’re about to say…” Perry sighed, scrubbing at his face, “…I’m begging you.  Don’t.”