Gather round and I shall tell you the tale of Brave Sir Edward, who faced a Mighty Dragon on his morning patrol. Yea tho the Beast be of terrible visage and surely a danger to all, Valiant Sir Edward did investigate and then jump back comically many times. And he bark-ed most loudly to instill fear in the Wretched Thing and drive it far from the good ppl of these lands. His squire, whom holds the leash, did assist by moving the Dragon across the road, where it would not run afoul of a carriage, but truly Sir Edward is to thank. With no concern for his own safety or the eardrums of passers-by, he did continue to drive the Dragon away until his squire insisted they return to the castle. His dedication and sacrifice shall be sung for generations.
[Image ID: a photograph of a hound dog being walked down a street on a leash. Next to it is a photograph of a small turtle in the grass, hiding in its shell. End ID]
Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…
Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours
How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?
- Mod Naga
Jim, moaning and rubbing his head: Are you ok? What happened?
John, excitedly scrolling through the photos he took: We went on a drive and you stuck your head out the window and your ear got all inside-out, and you got a stick that was too big for the door and you just kept trying, and you got your stuffed piggy stuck under the armoire and your paw wouldn’t fit so I had to come get it, and I got 17 videos of you sleeping and
So we went to the grocery store and there was a single banana sitting in the parking lot. And SO was like, “That banana is escaping!” And I was like, “It ran!” And then I busted out with, “Banan on the run!! ” And he’s packing a suitcase. AITA?
