#what is this world

My face when I find out that Marsai Martin is not only the same age as me, but is actually OLDER than me: 

emporerpenguine:

part one here [x]

“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?” 
yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country.

taehyung:-rapping-
yoongi:I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon:oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi.
yoongi:is it cash

yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes. 

jin:sandeul is 25? why is he so old??
yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old

jhope:suga! can you say a word for our fans?
yoongi:a word
jhope:a little more than that
yoongi:two words 

[picking someone for punishment]
“I pick someone who I love very much….myself.” 

Interviewer:what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018
jin:I want to throw my old pictures away
namjoon:I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away
yoongi:I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student: 
you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook:here, take my jacket, its cold.
female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better. 

“Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.” 

taehyung:you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online
yoongi:if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again. 
yoongi:it’d be like a mobius strip

yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks
jhope:there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal????
yoongi:I’m a surrealist. 

taehyung:the red frosting on this cake is really good
yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR?
yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor) 

“You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.” 

[when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno] 
yoongi:-leans down and presses ear to uno cards-
yoongi:I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one”
-card is colored-
bts:-incredulous yelling- 

jungkook:I’d rather die than live without passion
yoongi:everyone, jungkook is going to die soon!

2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.