#what jane queues

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

gffa:

obiwanobi:

with new pictures of Hayden Christensen floating around I keep seeing people saying ‘imagine if Anakin didn’t turn bad, the biggest problem for Luke and Leia would be that their dad is a dilf and all their friends swoon over him when he comes to pick them up from school’

and yes of course that’s valid because Anakin would absolutely be casually leaning against his modified speeder with sunglasses on dressed in black like a model but please imagine the twins getting horrified by their friends drooling over him and going “dad you’re not allowed to show your face at school now, mom will come pick us up” but HAVE YOU SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN?

the twins have zero ideas how hot their parents are, they’re just their lame parents, they don’t realise that their mom has the face of Natalie Portman and the second their friends see her they’re like “your father is a dilf and your mother is a former queen and the nicest AND hottest milf in the galaxy?? you guys are solucky”

Leia is traumatised and almost shaking, saying, “this is the worst. I can’t believe our parents are….” She makes a horrible gagging sound. “…Hot.”

“I know, I can’t believe it either,” Luke groans.

“Next time we’ll ask Obi-Wan to come pick us up.”

“Oh good idea! It’s not like anyone would find old uncle Ben hot!”

“Yes, that’s impossible,” Leia replies, relieved.

“Impossible!” Luke laughs.

#obi-wan comes to pick them up right after official jedi business gone wrong and didn’t get time to change#so he shows up with wet hair pushed back and only dressed with a very form-fitting undertunic and leggings#the twins were not ready to deal with the absolute filth that went through their friends’ mind loud enough that they felt it in the force#obi-wan immediately gets dragged away by the twins before he can open his mouth (via @obiwanobi​)

higgsbison:

higgsbison:

hope our next book club is the og sherlock holmes, just so people can realize how needlessly obnoxious most modern adaptations make him when he’s actually merely moderately obnoxious in a very funny way

1984 Granada series with Jeremy Brett comes the absolute closest and I urge everyone to watch it free on youtube