Literally cannot wait for @dropdafawkz to get home tomorrow to witness what I definitely didn’t get up to while they were out of town and I was in possession of a key to their place
The way I could just leave my roommate and drive home
I keep saying, I’ve done nothing! Everything is fine! I even turned out some lights that had been left on!
THERE IS A TWO PERSON KAYAK IN MY BEDROOM
Oh, life vests are probably a good idea
I actually just processed that it’s a two person hell yeah let’s take that bitch to Tallulah
You know, I myself was a surprise gift to my parents. Dad was so happy that he immediately got a vasectomy.
