i looove dragon names you meet a dragon in your adventures and he tells you his name is the great pontiferusexhilstrax of the crystalline valley and you just have to accept that. breath attack breath attack breath attack breath attack breath attack
Meanwhile real historical dragon names are just… Big Worm. Big Yawner. Big Mouth. Paw Worm. Cityname. Mountain Stump. Salted Meat.
those are just what humans call them. Ask a Big Yawner his real name and he’ll be SO touched that a visitor finally cared enough to know that he is Vraxagladrionne XII of the Weeping Spire and you must be truly special compared to the usual barbaric peasants breath attack breath attack breath atta
I really can’t emphasize enough how much I don’t care if the anecdotes people tell on here are true. We are sitting around a campfire telling tall tales, embellishments and flights of fancy are part of the fun
When the man at the bait shop tells you he almost caught a bass thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig you don’t write a callout post accusing him of gaslighting
Ohhhhh so the reason I can’t write today is because I didn’t preheat the google docs
Don’t worry! That’s a very common mistake that we all make sometimes. I actually forgot to let my keyboard come up to room temperature today which was just a nightmareto work around
Literally cannot wait for @dropdafawkz to get home tomorrow to witness what I definitely didn’t get up to while they were out of town and I was in possession of a key to their place
The way I could just leave my roommate and drive home
I keep saying, I’ve done nothing! Everything is fine! I even turned out some lights that had been left on!
THERE IS A TWO PERSON KAYAK IN MY BEDROOM
Oh, life vests are probably a good idea
I actually just processed that it’s a two person hell yeah let’s take that bitch to Tallulah
You know, I myself was a surprise gift to my parents. Dad was so happy that he immediately got a vasectomy.
