#what we do in the shadows

Shameful wwdits sona? Couldnt be me. Im shameless.

Of course i gotta have a cape ✨

vampyre-lesbian:

I can’t believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he’s making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

allele-allie:

going insane being stuck in wwdits hiatus so here are some episode pitches I thought up while I was in the shower

• laszlo starts a podcast and it blows up in popularity, partly because people think his accent is sexy and partly because people think he’s a really good comedy writer when in reality he’s just talking about his daily life. laszlo’s podcast gets so popular that he’s offered a spot on the radio but then he says something offensive about virgins and gets cancelled
  
• all of the vampires (including colin) enter america’s got talent. guillermo, offended when they say he could never advance, also enters. guillermo not only gets the golden buzzer but is also the only one to advance
  
• guillermo’s mom comes to visit out of the blue, and guillermo has to convince his mom that no they’re not real vampires they just like them a lot. like me! he also has to convince his mom that he and nandor are not dating
  
• colin robinson starts researching a way to turn guillermo into an energy vampire, solely to piss nandor off to feed off him
  
• guillermo befriends a werewolf and hides his friendship from the vamps but they’re always like “something smells like dog.” bonus points if said werewolf is also a virgin and they try and convince guillermo to bring around his virgin friend but then guillermo brings a werewolf to the house
  
• nadja and laszlo get a divorce after one fight too many. two days later they realize they’re perfect for each other and guillermo has to get ordained so he can remarry them and they don’t have to step into a church
  
• after finding out there’s tax benefits if you’re married, colin robinson tries to seduce nandor into getting married
  
• halloween episode where guillermo has to shoo away all the kids that are dressed as vampires because he doesn’t want the vamps to get offended. the house ends up getting egged
  
• colin robinson attempts to write a musical. laszlo insists on helping him
  
• nadja kicks laszlo out of the house for one (1) night and he becomes a busker
  

etherealacademia:

my gender is possessed victorian doll (slightly dishevelled from being stored upside down in the back of a closet for 130 years)

she’s just like me fr

pencilscratchins:

im very excited for season 4 [ID in alt]

almightycato:

related to my prev post. this was funnier in my head