#wheres the lie
while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight
and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential
Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you
Oh come on, this is Tumblr. We all know that what happens is you challenge your enemy to a fight but they start making out with you, and then you find you’re strangely into it
what I absorbed out of my readthrough of the Silm can be counted in a sentence, really
“In the beginning, Feanor swore an Oath to retrieve the Silmarils. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
lexi asking fez to send her voice memo’s bc she loves his voice and the voice memo’s are literally: baby ion know why you wanna listen to this shit… I uhh just made a sandwich… shit was fire. ash playin video games bein loud as fuck. aight I’m gonna stop talkin now. I love you baby Imma see you later
Ymir: *looks at the sky and laughs happily*
Me:
If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 09/13/2020 11:18:01 PM, it’s that #and you can fight me on that takes up too much of my time.
