eternally grateful that who you follow can be hidden on tumblr, so people on here dont send weirdo “you’re following [insert person I don’t like] btw” DMs to other users
Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The Plot he’d been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.
Oh fuck. You’re attracted to Robert Pattinson? That’s fucking crazy. Very quirky and alternative. I know he’s a white movie star with a square jawline but like. He’s different,because he’s funny in interviews, which makes YOU brave
Want an in-universe true crime deep dive into exactly what the fuck the world thinks happened in San Lorenzo in this wild election that culminated with an assassination and complete transfer of power
Someone on Reddit being like “I swear to GOD i was in Portland this week and I saw the martyred fiancée of this country’s unexpectedly elected president perform the worst take on Macbeth AND Lady Macbeth in a one woman play”
Someone else being like “I think this baseball player is the same guy as this country singer” and someone else replying “wtf that’s the guy that beat the shit out of me while dressed as a Victorian detective boy”
Hardison is the mod for the threads and has a couple sock puppets that pull “the butts match” type detective work
