#why god
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his family will be premiering in their own reality television series, The Sorrentinos. It will be airing on TVGN sometime this year.
Really though?
Haven’t we suffered enough? Do we have to meet the whole family?
Warnings: Sex, incest, mentions of past child abuse. Thanks to @cheeziswin for more hand holding/edits.
“Wait, what? Why?” Ford breathes the words in such an injured tone that Stanley’s tempted to look at him. But he can’t. He knows if he looks up, if he looks into his brother’s eyes, he’ll be lost. So instead he keeps his attention focused on their feet.
He’s wearing the same grimy white converse he always wears. Ford has a matching pair in dark blue, but they look nicer, cleaner. Stan’s shoelaces are clumsily tied, inked in dirt. Ford’s are knotted with precision, bright white. It’s like the perfect representation of them as people. One is well put together, one is a mess. He closes his eyes a moment before finally sighing deeply and reaching down. He grips his duffle bag, throws the strap over one shoulder as he moves towards the front door, still avoiding his brother’s face, “I gotta go.”
“No,” Ford insists and he takes a firm hold of the bag’s handle, halting him, “You don’t.”
the fact that i can’t have my pokemon go avatar wear his gaudy beret *and* his gaudy earrings……. jail for niantic! jail for niantic for One Thousand Years!!!!
