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Hey@happycabbage something went kooky with my phone tonight. I had it in my hands with other things and ended up opening the email app and it went into the sent folder and it was showing emails from 12 years ago. I found some hilarious things from our conversations. May I offer you the following excerpts without any context whatsoever:
He’s so chatty and social these days, I think a stint in the pokey was the best thing ever for him.
His accent says “I’m British,” but his teeth say “I’m not British.”
Yesterday, they took him off life support. Everyone is standing around boohooing and whaddya know, HE STARTS BREATHING ON HIS OWN. It was the most awesome breathing I have ever seen! Is there an Emmy for Best Breathing By A Lead Actor????
Sorry. I’m not gonna make it. Without your witty sparkliness to keep my brain working, it’s headed straight into shutdown.
He is just so cute, I want to smear him on toast.
Antonio Sabato Jr? Where in the world did your freaky filing cabinet of a brain come up with that one?!?
You kind of felt like it was an expensive parody of Lord of the Rings that Saturday Night Live filmed on location, except it wasn’t funny.
THE WESTENDER HAS RETURNED!!!

Me seeing this post:

@the-haven-of-fiction posting our sleep-deprived inanity, brought back from the bowels of ancient e-mail:

Me realizing I vaguely remember what some of this was referring to:

1 - I firmly believe in the Emmy for Best Breathing, even if I can’t remember who this was about. I’m sure it was stellar, and now I need to know who it was.

2 - That toast comment had to be you. We all know you’re a biter.

3 - THE WESTENDER HAS RETURNED

Have mercy. We not only sat through the Westender, but we paid actual money for the privilege. And it had nothing to do with West End musicals, which I still think is a crime.

I’d say we’re different now that we’re two old ladies…