Meet Ytonga, my tengu thief for a DnD campaign with a knack for headshots and taking out eyes. He’s not all that smart thanks to my shitty rolls. But he stabs REEL GUD. Also chaotic neutral is fun.
In an act of intimidation, he ate a warg’s eye okay. I was told if I didn’t draw it, @i-thought-i-was-being-clever was going to be very upset. So I drew it.
4′ birb thinks he’s intimidating. He’s not. Just nuts.
I’m rotting inside My flesh turns to dust Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear I’m so sick to death Tumors in my head Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear Black rose of death In my fist I clutch Thorns shred my finger tips And drips toxic blood Kiss me one last time Wipe off my sweat Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear As my bones they rust 20 pounds of trust Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear Black rose of death In my fist I clutch Thorns shred my finger tips And drips toxic blood I’m rotting inside My flesh turns to dust Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear Kiss me one last time Wipe off my sweat Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear Whisper, “are you dying?” in my ear
“This has to be the most boring conference I’ve ever attended,” Harry groans.
“I agree. I’d much rather attend the gorgeous Indian wedding taking place in the lawns downstairs. But…” Draco sighs
Harry’s face lights up with mischief. “Let’s do it!”
“What?”
“Crash the wedding! Robards is droning on…everyone’s almost asleep. No one will notice. We’ll transfigure our robes and buy them a gift from the gift shop.”
“We can’t crash a wedding!” Draco whisper-shouts.
“What’s the matter, Malfoy, scared?” Harry challenges, delighting at the impish glint in Draco’s eyes.
Globe Amaranth Oolong Iced Tea. I made a gallon today.
Making this was kind of an… adventure. Sometimes, flying by the seat of your pants actually works out! I could have done without the impromptu game of curling, though.
Once I’d steeped my tea in my biggest pot, I had to strain it into a secondary vessel. The only one big enough that could handle the heat was a wok. But it fit! Once it was strained I put it back in the pot, which I then put outside in the snow to cool down. The snow underneath melted unevenly, and it almost slid right off my back steps, but I managed to retrieve it before it could go over the edge. I poured it all into my brand new gallon beverage dispenser and it all fit very nicely… which was slightly surprising, since I didn’t measure a single thing in this whole process using more than my eye.
Person A: “Happy birthday! Is there anything you want as a gift?”
Person B: “Oh, thank you, but no, spending time with you is more than enough. Honestly, I’m just glad you didn’t dump another surprise party on me this year.”
Person A: “Of course, no surprise party this year! Just you and me all by ourselves!…. On an unrelated note, lets eat dinner out tonight, my treat!”
[FIC] Undeniable Flame (BnHA, TodoMomo) - Ch 1-5, Rated T
Complete fic. My last contribution to the @tdmm-minibang event. And I was spoiled with such gorgeous art by @tomo-bon! (Thank you, Tomo!)
Our favorite Class 1A students, as 3rd years, are putting on the romantic event of their HS lives! Everyone is pairing up, but Momo’s been so busy planning the event, she hasn’t been able to do more than, well, pine for a date.
High school romance. Boys’ shenanigans! Girls gossiping + talking about their crushes.
Bakugou & Shouto are best friends.
Bakugou: We are not. I can’t stand that loser! And Deku, you’re just as bad!
Deku: B-but, Kacchan, I was only trying to help!
(There’s some angst thrown in with the shenanigans and romance).
I hope you’ll enjoy it!
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE MINI-BANG! (Mod! Writers, artists, and readers!) ❤️❤️❤️
