Muse A is a single parent of a very young child, just getting back out there and dating because it’s terribly lonely sometimes. They’re out at a bar and meet Muse B, who’s got a reputation for being a heartbreaker. One thing leads to another and Muse AinvitesMuse B home for a one-night stand.
That morning, Muse B awakens to Muse A’s very small child sitting on their chest, asking if they are their new parent.
the entire gang shares 1 (one) braincell which they takes turns passing around
unwilling teammates gradually grow on each other
Area Man Forcibly Adopted by Several Children
bonded over shared trauma
none of us have actual families or homes to go back to anymore, but at least we have each other
“every single one of these guys has tried to kill me at least once, but we’re cool now and i’d trust them with my life”
redemption arc comes with bonus new family and friends (bonus feature is non-negotiable and eventual acceptance inevitable)
i WAS going to leave the group and go my own way as soon as this job was over - and i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for my meddling heart!
villains with Feelings™
Officer I Swear I’ve Never Met Any Of These People In My Life (But If Anything Were To Happen To Them I Would Kill Everyone Here And Then Myself)
can i please be a server at a free use restaurant?? my uniform is a slutty little thing, a crop top and a mini skirt or tight little shorts with a thong underneath. i walk around and take people’s orders, but anyone can grope and use me at any time. i could be in the middle of taking someone’s order and another patron will come up and bend me over the table, fucking me hard and leaving me with cum dripping down my legs. others just like to tease me, sticking two fingers into me and then making me suck on them when they pull them out all sticky. some of them tip me for being such a good fuck, but others tell me my tip is getting to be fucked by them, and i’m equally happy for both. it is my job, after all.
Nitrogen fixing doesn’t have to be ugly! Russel hybrid lupins (Lupinus polyphyllus) and crimson clover (Trifolium incarnatum) helping out my lime tree against a sheltered NW-facing wall.
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