#wizardposting
shopping cart displacement
Summon Chameleon (Small)
Summon Chameleon (Large) [BANNED]
Website Spells
Spells Internet
Email Magics Powerful
Summon Hyperlink
No, we’re not giving you a spell to make your penis bigger. We all remember what happened last time, Richard.
Goddam fine ill just do it myself *flips through a book of dark magic*
ay ay AY PUT ME DOWN
No, we’re not giving you a spell to make your penis bigger. We all remember what happened last time, Richard.
Hex: Jerma
- steals your weed
Conjure Peanut Allergy
Wife Destruction Beam
Jester’s Privilege
Upon casting, target gains invulnerability after committing acts of mockery. Spell ends when target has gone too far (“too far” varies by circumstance).
Spell of SHUT UP ?!?!?
Makes the receivers mouth disappear. Can be reversed through laughter from the caster.
Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature
No one turned me into a creature yet :(
Wait.
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Hex: Egg
Power Word: Kiss
After pondering Orb Memes for days and seeing my SBaHJ shirt in the mirror, I was inspired to open up GIMP and take the above phat dump on our collective mindspace.
writingtoolofdubiousintegrity:
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly
…how does it taste?
bad
the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.
By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.
I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
