#wizardposting
i am EVIL!!! no I don’t want to join your found family please go away,,
:) (threatening)
yeah technically im a girl but like
GRRRRRGHHRRGGRRHRR
IEEEYYAAAAAAAAGHH
RAGING
LASER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
spell of ohhh so snoozy so sleepy so so cozy sleepy
find girlfriend spell. girlfriend summon. summon girlfriend spell. google summon girlfriend. girl spell. girls summon spell.
Spell: Bird Companion Ritual
Summons a random bird. Usually a shoebill.
wizard-spells madlibs
The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex
What’s the third most important thing?
3. MAGIC MISSILE
Summon Miniature Goose
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i cast BLÅHAJ BLAST
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writingtoolofdubiousintegrity:
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly
…how does it taste?
bad
the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.
By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.
I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
Hex: Liquid Bread
Difficulty: Master
Transgenderification Beam
Difficulty Level: Specialized Mastery
Yaldabaoth’s Gun, difficulty rating of Beginner
Level Reduction Boowomp
shopping cart displacement
Summon Chameleon (Small)
Summon Chameleon (Large) [BANNED]
Website Spells
Spells Internet
Email Magics Powerful
Summon Hyperlink
