#tw drug
Hex: Jerma
- steals your weed
Me anytime I get surgery: I’m scared I’m going to say something embarrassing or reveal a secret when I’m on anesthesia…
Me every single time I’m on anesthesia: AAA I’M GETTING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS *falls asleep*
(This is queued to be posted while I’m in surgery)
I was expecting to be all silly this time but I wasn’t, still druggy but not silly, so I came out of anesthesia and once everyone left I was like mom my vagina hurts and got scared I’d somehow started my period even though I don’t menstruate.
Using this as my top recovery thread. Everything went well but a lot of anesthesia ended up in my right hand so it’s very dumb and also the thing that made my urethra hurt (not my vagina, apparently) is making me not be able to pee so just chugging water. Food at hospital is really good tho
Turns out anesthesia can interfere with your ability to urinate. Even sort of describing that would be very graphic so not going to.
Had a temp nurse who didn’t really know what I was there for and asked if I could use the urinal *fist pumps in victory*
Came home yesterday, able to type on short bursts when painkillers are in effect but not a ton of activity
This was going to be a funny thread and I’d do a serious one later but I forgot the antibiotics I took with my t last year fucked up my stomach so one pill yesterday reset a lot of the progress
Eating is kind of an ordeal but others find it funny. I have a small mouth, big teeth, and a jaw that doesn’t work right so my caretakers try to mash food into my mouth while I’m just kind of lying there like a wet noodle and they all find it hilarious.
Also had this conversation-
My mom: you’re bleeding
Me: no that was a strawberry
Her: no, you’re having a nosebleed.
Me: I literally can’t bleed from there. That was a strawberry
Later
Her: *watching the same thing happen* oh
Me: see????
Me anytime I get surgery: I’m scared I’m going to say something embarrassing or reveal a secret when I’m on anesthesia…
Me every single time I’m on anesthesia: AAA I’M GETTING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS *falls asleep*
(This is queued to be posted while I’m in surgery)
I was expecting to be all silly this time but I wasn’t, still druggy but not silly, so I came out of anesthesia and once everyone left I was like mom my vagina hurts and got scared I’d somehow started my period even though I don’t menstruate.
Using this as my top recovery thread. Everything went well but a lot of anesthesia ended up in my right hand so it’s very dumb and also the thing that made my urethra hurt (not my vagina, apparently) is making me not be able to pee so just chugging water. Food at hospital is really good tho
