#wizards and crabs and pizza oh my

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Hey there, Tumblr. Today we are introducing a new Click-o-Meter to help you click and fidget as you browse. Why are we doing this? Browsing the Hellsite can occasionally be a stressful experience. We are introducing widgets to help you relax and unwind as you find the art, culture, and content you know and love. It’s a win-win—the more you click, the more you see. And the more you click, the more it boosts engagement on Tumblr. We won’t bore you with the details, but in short, increased engagement is increased Synergy. And increased Synergy can only be a good thing. From today, April 1, you will see a light switch in the corner of your desktop dashboard. Click it, activate it, and you will see an array of digital folk you can interact with and have fun with. Crabs, wizards, pizzas—you name it, you click it. A little fun from us, and it’s on the house. What else is new? As if that wasn’t enough, Mr. Brick Whartley is back from a long stay on an undisclosed tropical island. And you heard the man—why not relieve some stress, exercise that index finger of yours, and make today an all-time record for clicks on Tumblr? You know you want to. That’s all for now, folks. Happy clicking.

Welcome back @brickwhartley!

#welcome back brick #click-a-thon #click a thon 2022 #click-o-meter #keep on clickin #wizards and crabs and pizza oh my #synergy update #happy clicking 
Tumblr Staff@staff
Fri, 01 Apr 2022 12:00:38

staff:

Hey there, Tumblr. Today we are introducing a new Click-o-Meter to help you click and fidget as you browse. Why are we doing this? Browsing the Hellsite can occasionally be a stressful experience. We are introducing widgets to help you relax and unwind as you find the art, culture, and content you know and love. It’s a win-win—the more you click, the more you see. And the more you click, the more it boosts engagement on Tumblr. We won’t bore you with the details, but in short, increased engagement is increased Synergy. And increased Synergy can only be a good thing. From today, April 1, you will see a light switch in the corner of your desktop dashboard. Click it, activate it, and you will see an array of digital folk you can interact with and have fun with. Crabs, wizards, pizzas—you name it, you click it. A little fun from us, and it’s on the house. What else is new? As if that wasn’t enough, Mr. Brick Whartley is back from a long stay on an undisclosed tropical island. And you heard the man—why not relieve some stress, exercise that index finger of yours, and make today an all-time record for clicks on Tumblr? You know you want to. That’s all for now, folks. Happy clicking.

Welcome back @brickwhartley!

#welcome back brick #click-a-thon #click a thon 2022 #click-o-meter #keep on clickin #wizards and crabs and pizza oh my #synergy update #happy clicking 
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