#wizards of waverly place

alex: i’m sorry to anyone i’ve offended. if i haven’t offended you yet, please be patient since i’m getting to you shortly.

alex: i was like, i’m gonna wake up early and do things!

alex: i did not wake up early.

alex: i did not do things.

alex: guess who got shit done today!

alex: not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

alex: oh, so now i’m “bad” just because i’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

alex, normally: fuck capitalism. it’s a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn’t fair. you shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

alex, playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win, you should’ve tried not being poor.

alex: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down her own deck of tarot cards]

alex: it’s time to duel.

selenas-gomz:

MAKE ME CHOOSE
—@levy-tranasked:Alex RussoorMabel Mora