#yeah that tracks

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ofhouseadama:

femmefatalelf:

averyterrible:

andreablog2:

They need to make an americano psycho about these specific types of young professionals

saying that the secret to making your work parties fun is “alcohol and name tags” is like saying the secret to your spaghetti sauce is salt and a dash of pepper

The way how not a single movement in this wasn’t staged…

Oh! That’s my old boss, Nick Gray. He’s the founder and former CEO of Museum Hack, now teambuilding.com. He’s a complete and utter sociopath who underpaid me and everyone else I worked with and enabled his absolutely awful chief of staff now CEO/co-owner of the company to abuse everyone who worked for her. He, like the name of the company implies, is a complete hack. He started it with the seed money he got from his parents in order to get him far away from their legit aviation tech company, and then quit when he got bored. He’s also lowkey racist and misogynist and profited off of the illusion of being progressive. During my tenure at the company, he hired zero (0) people of color.

tinybed:

kingdedede:

i take back every criticism i’ve ever had about this game its actually a masterpiece

he got a cramp

1rakus:

1rakus:

would you survive on a “deserted” island

ppl on this quiz keep being like “i died?! whaaa?!” like bro have you tried being less prone to dying? shut up and go do lunges or something

medianox-astrum:

enraged-chihuahua:

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is ‍❤‍‍

jilf:

I think ur first studio ghibli movie determines part of ur personality. Mine was my neighbor totoro, and my little brother’s was ponyo

template from here - previous years As the year draws to a close here’s my #Artsummary2021 Did

template from here -previous years

As the year draws to a close here’s my #Artsummary2021 Did lots of painting this year- after recovering I consumed so many tutorials, always learning! already excited to make more~


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reality-bending AI gains sentience, immediately steals college student’s credit card information

matt-the-radar-techncian:

kragehund-again:

my theory is that reincarnation is real and that’s why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they’re like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.

uncomfortably-bowing:

uncomfortably-bowing:

the way that i KNOW maya was thinking of choosing karen during the duet revue. just for the drama

like a split second intrusive thought of “what if i ruin literally every relationship on stage right now”

@plvpwaa how does it feeling being by far the funniest person alive.

anyways:

Steve: This was a good plan.
Tony: Of course it was a good plan. I came up with it.

podcasts-8-my-heart:

reavenedges-lies:

nargles-everywere:

hungry-skeleton:

Here’s another dumb quiz l I made during class lol, what brand of stupid are you

This is more accurate than I’m comfortable with but I’m also very flattered

This sounds accurate

ichithecupcake:

Tagged by @sayonaramidnight

Sharing rage with @violetfoxsketches@whispering-jabberwocky@mayaminamoto

Monkey King

the full read

whoever pisses you off is in for a rant that exposes every single one of their deepest insecurities and issues. your rage gives you the clarity to hunt for weak spots in a person’s mind. your brain works fast, firing off insults at a rapid-fire pace that terrifies everyone within a ten mile radius. this is usually followed by buckets of guilt.

He growls more than spits perfect disstracks though…

Okay let’s see what we get for Garbage Elf…


step back

usually, you’re able to bottle up your emotions and ignore the frustrations. but, after weeks of shoving everything down, your body needs a release, and i pity the poor person who managed to piss you off. it’s screaming crying, shouting, kicking lockers, whatever you can do to get it out of your system. it’s a whole jean grey moment, fire and fury blasting out of you.

vicholas:

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

gandalfs-mommy-milkers:

lgbtqa-pride-icons:

kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”

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