Jonathan Harker in his regular diary: we’ve been having interesting conversations about law and history and culture, the count is a facinating man
Jonathan Harker, in shorthand: SUPPLEMENTAL, I’VE CHECKED EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW, THEY’RE ALL LOCKED, ALSO, THE COUNT HAS BEEN CLIMBING THE OUTER WALLS OF THE CASTLE LIKE A LIZARD-
The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways. Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.
I’m so obsessed with Jodie she’s my blorbo she’s the specialest girl she’s everything to me
She’s a gamer, she’s an fbi agent searching to avenge her parents, she’s still not over her bisexual whore emo ex who didn’t even deserveher in the first place, she’s loaded w generational wealth, she’s an english teacher, she was speaking in a fake american accent for months if not years for reasons yet unknown and also sneaking pictures of people she liked and hiding them behind the mirror in her apartment, she’s conan’s adopted cool gay aunt she has deadly aim with her gun but refuses to kill anyone I want her so bad
It is so fuckin chef’s kiss when a character quite obviously Fucks Up and makes a Bad Choice but specifically in a way where you’re like. Man idk what I would’ve done in this situation either.
Tim Drake as a character is really funny because on the outside, he gives off this aura of always knowing what to do and what’s coming next and being able to predict his enemies next ten moves, but on the inside he has no idea what’s going on and is riding by the seat of his pants the whole time.
Like, he has the best poker face of any character ever. People look at him and think “Lucky I’m with Robin who knows what he’s doing :)” and Tim’s brain is playing staticky elevator music.
