I absolutely love creating D&D characters with missing gaps and/or mysteries in their backstories that I don’t know the answer to and leaving it to my DM to create. Love getting lore drop about my characters that I didn’t know about. If you haven’t done it before, I recommend it.
Can you do one where a woman unknowingly gets pregnant and as the months progress she gets bigger and bigger and she still doesn’t realise until nine months later she gives birth alone to a baby?
FILL
You’ve just finished your vaginal general check-up with your doctor, but you didn’t know that your doctor had been inserting his own sperm to you and now you’re pregnant with his child.
As months go by, you gain weight, but it was covered by the fact that you went through a break up and you ate a lot as a means to go by. You gained 20 pounds over 9 months and you thought that the pounds gathered on you belly, yet in reality, you’re pregnant with a 9 pound baby and the rest was from your eating habit.
It was a Winter Saturday morning when you felt cramps on your belly. You thought you had too take a dump. You shat quite a lot, but you continued to get cramps every 10 minutes or so. You thought that you’re getting a diarrhea now so you get your pills, hoping your pain goes away, but it got worse.
Hours go by and the cramps were getting closer and closer. You started to wonder if this is a new type of illness you’re getting. You felt the need to pee and you went to the bathroom again. You felt your pee flowing like a river. You flushed it out and endure more cramps throughout the day.
The sun had already set and the cramps were at its worst. You thought that maybe you should go to the hospital. You were going to grab your phone when a huge cramp hits you and the pressure began building up. The cramps were on top of each other now. You sat on the floor, leaning on the wall, trying to reach the phone. The cramps were so strong and painful that you’re not going to move anytime soon.
You called for help, but it was in vain since your neighbors left and right are out of town. You have to deal with this by yourself. You cursed about your condition right now but then you felt something moving inside your belly.
You thought you’re going to crap in your pants right now as you can’t do anything but push. You did what your body was telling you to do, even though you didn’t know what your body demanded it.
Then, you felt something down between your legs. You thought it was shit, but as you ran down your hands on it, you felt something round and hard coming out of you. You’re sweating heavily and your breast started lactating, which also surprised you. In that moment, everything went clear. Your mind collected evidences that points to the answer to this predicament and realized that you had been pregnant all this time and now you’re giving birth.
You kept pushing the baby’s head into your pants. You can feel the burning sensation coming and the head crowning into your yoga pants. You grunted and pushed as the head’s slowly coming out of you. Your hands felt the bulge in your crotch, yet there’s nothing you can do other than push the baby out.
You kept pushing for almost 30 minutes until the head is out and another 30 minutes until the baby cam out into your pants.
You lowered your pants and picked up the newborn baby into your lap. All the while you re-think who could’ve done it. Unfortunately, you didn’t have sex with your boyfriend, so the only instances when you vagina is vulnerable was when you had the check-up.
[id: a portrait of the punisher. he is shirtless and holding a knife, scowling to one side. he is fat, with a lot of body hair, a mature hairline, and earrings. he has a lot of scars, including top surgery scars. he is standing in front of a trans flag. /end id]
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One of several highlights from this massive three-session setpiece battle against a werewolf cult: An absolutely CLUTCH Cutting Words from our squishy bard.
Max has 1d8 for Cutting Words at the moment. This will be important later.
The party’s plan all along has been a smash-and-grab–break the captive girls out of the cage where they’re being held, book it into the woods.
(Unfortunately the sentries at the camp are around the perimeter, and the cage is near the center–breaking the girls free requires willingly subjecting themselves to an encircling maneuver by an enemy that outnumbers them, and was WILDLY courageous of the group.)
So–they finally manage to get someone clear to the cage, get the door open, and two of the three girls are able to run for it. (The third, Thesh Nightshadow, is a teenage hobgoblin who’s unconscious and running a very high fever–the cultists broke her jaw when she tried to stop them from taking our Ranger’s little sister out of the cage to torture as bait. Our paladin gives her a high dose of Lay On Hands soon, don’t worry.)
(Obviously the first thing Thesh, who is DEFINITELY NOT dating the Ranger’s little sister at all, does upon regaining consciousness is to grab the paladin’s shoulder and blurrily gasp “There were four of us” and refuse to let go until she’s assured that Paisley is already safe and waiting for her.)
So, as these two human girls with the stats of Human Commoner TM are sprinting through the hole the party punched for them, clearing a path to the treeline…
One of the werewolf archers spins and gets a bead on them.
These are damage-boosted level-3 monsters who are regularly doing 15 points of damage on average per turn. They are capable of one-shotting these girls, and theoretically capable, on a crit, of killing them instantly beyond hope of healing.
Max, burning his reaction despite being in melee range of some of the heavy hitters, sees this happening, puts magic behind his voice, and shouts “FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A HOLE” and it’s very brave, and brilliant, and futile, because the attack roll was 17 and there’s very low odds (12.5% to be precise) of a single mid-low-level Cutting Words making enough of a difference when the target’s AC is 10.
