Dear Ad*m from sk8 the infinity,

/tw: swearing, insults/

You might be a good villain, but listen up, fucker. 

Do you know why your name is often censored? 

It’s because you’re a bitch. 

Now that’s out of the way, onto my opinion of you:

• I treasure the time where you aren’t on screen.
• You make me wish I had more middle fingers. 
• The best part of you probably ran down your mother’s legs and she should’ve fucking swallowed you.
• The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
• However, there is nothing you could do to make me think less of you. 
• Somewhere in the wilderness there is a tree working its goddamn ass off to produce oxygen for your bitchass and I want you to fucking apologize to it. 
• If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump to your fucking IQ.
• You are the human equivalent of a participation award. Useless little shit. 
• If I was in a room with you, H*tler and Stal*n, and only had two bullets in a gun, I would shoot you twice. PedoBitch.
• You’re not pretty enough to be as fucking stupid as you are.
• I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

And now, my hopes for your future:

• I hope your five year old neighbor has all his violin lessons during your dumb stupid hangovers.
• I hope your next meal is fucking disappointing. 
• I hope both sides of your pillow are hot when it’s boiling outside. 
• I hope you step in water with socks on.
• I hope you get constantly aware of your breathing pattern and i hope that shit stops you from sleeping.
• I hope that when you get up from your computer, your earphones are still attached. 
• I hope all those chocolate chip cookies you can afford turn out to have gODDAMN RAISINS.
• AND I HOPE THOSE VERY COOKIES ARE SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO FIT IN YOUR GLASS OF MILK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Now, last thing: 

As an outsider, what’s your take on intelligence? 

This was a warning. Don’t you dare call Reki a third wheel again. 

Get the fuck out. Here’s the door –>leave.