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Dear Ad*m from sk8 the infinity,

/tw: swearing, insults/

You might be a good villain, but listen up, fucker. 

Do you know why your name is often censored? 

It’s because you’re a bitch. 

Now that’s out of the way, onto my opinion of you:

  • I treasure the time where you aren’t on screen.
  • You make me wish I had more middle fingers. 
  • The best part of you probably ran down your mother’s legs and she should’ve fucking swallowed you.
  • The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
  • However, there is nothing you could do to make me think less of you. 
  • Somewhere in the wilderness there is a tree working its goddamn ass off to produce oxygen for your bitchass and I want you to fucking apologize to it. 
  • If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump to your fucking IQ.
  • You are the human equivalent of a participation award. Useless little shit. 
  • If I was in a room with you, H*tler and Stal*n, and only had two bullets in a gun, I would shoot you twice. PedoBitch.
  • You’re not pretty enough to be as fucking stupid as you are.
  • I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

And now, my hopes for your future:

  • I hope your five year old neighbor has all his violin lessons during your dumb stupid hangovers.
  • I hope your next meal is fucking disappointing. 
  • I hope both sides of your pillow are hot when it’s boiling outside. 
  • I hope you step in water with socks on.
  • I hope you get constantly aware of your breathing pattern and i hope that shit stops you from sleeping.
  • I hope that when you get up from your computer, your earphones are still attached. 
  • I hope all those chocolate chip cookies you can afford turn out to have gODDAMN RAISINS.
  • AND I HOPE THOSE VERY COOKIES ARE SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO FIT IN YOUR GLASS OF MILK YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Now, last thing: 

As an outsider, what’s your take on intelligence? 

This was a warning. Don’t you dare call Reki a third wheel again. 

Get the fuck out. Here’s the door –>leave. 

i think its fucking hilarious seeing the notes on my posts suddenly just go up. like normally i’d question it but today i know damn well all of you guys are on here because you’re stressed/excited for episode 12. anyways, i’m gonna miss these idiots </3

i edited shadow and his phat fucking ass in so you better appreciate it.

“full swing kiss” shut the fuck up you overgrown bitch clown that is called attempted murder and we all know it. go to jail.

dhmu thinking abt how miya might try to or just unintentionally start to take after reki since he looks up to him so much and reki is practically his older brother at this point hhfjjdj… miya dyes a streak of red hair right before reki leaves for college headcanon

IS NOBODY GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT SHADOW AND THE MANAGER THOUGH CAUSE GOD I THOUGHT THE NO RENGA KISS WAS GONNA BE DISAPPOINTING BUT NO. THE MOST DISAPPOINTING PART WAS SHADOW NOT GETTING WITH THE MANAGER.

sk8 the infinity characters in a british school;

reki; year 12, takes DT (design and technology), PE and psychology. literally constantly on his phone and somehow gets away with it. acc good at PE and psych but spends all his time doing DT work and skating. if you’re in his year you know him and he knows you. wears trainers to school. eats haribo tangfastics religiously.

langa; year 12, takes PE, french and psychology. is semi-fluent in french but hasn’t told his teachers that yet. that one fucker who is amazing at every sport. always found outside the local corner shop with a white monster, his skate board and reki before school. gets away with never doing homework bc he’s a good student in lessons

miya; year 9 but still does that year 8 thing of being rude to everyone older than him. plays games with the sound on on the bus and doesn’t plug headphones in. considered So Cool by all the gays in his year and no one else. listens to nightcore. his switch gets confiscated at school on a weekly basis

joe;food tech teacher that everyone thinks is a PE teacher at first glance. half the girls he teaches have a crush on him and they think he doesn’t know but he does. lets students chill in his classroom at lunch and will gossip with you. almost always chaperones on school trips abroad and all the girls that have a crush on him fuckin drool at the beach. buys snacks at the local supermarket to give to his students

cherry;english teacher that not only allows but encourages students to be rude about shithead characters in the books. one of the few teachers that dresses well. allows his favourite students in his classroom at lunch and says its the book club if anyone else comes in. go to father figure for mentally unstable gays. scares the younger years but will be your bestie by sixth form

adam;the one nonce teacher thats for some reason the head of safeguarding. you want to report him for being a nonce but you realise you have no proof so it never happens. thats it.

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