#you can talk while being suffocated

You know someone has a vanilla sex life when they think “go choke yourself and see how well you can talk through it,” in an argument about how you can’t talk if you’re being suffocated, is somehow a winning ticket.

Sir, my husband chokes me in bed for fun. I know what it feels like to be choked. I can talk for quite some time before I gotta tap out.

This is not the trump card you thought it was.