Once again howling over @archivistbot quotes and am obsessed with Martin Gets Banned From A Bakery
[ID: A comic using dialogue cropped from Archivistbot posts. Jon looks up from some papers as someone asks, “Would you like a cookie?” The person is revealed to be Martin, who is holding a box of cookies. Someone reaches in from the side to take one as Martin, also eating a cookie, asks, “Do you want some?”
Jon looks surprised and then frowns as he says, “Yes, just… er… Didn’t you get banned from that bakery?” Martin laughs nervously and says, “Oh, uh… Yeah, well, yeah, I guess I did. I mean… I mean, it’s not, it’s not a big deal, I mean.” Tim looks intrigued on the side and asks, “Jeez martin, what’d you do to get banned from a bakery, I thought those were normally pretty lenient?”
Martin narrates over a flashback that starts with him waking up looking very stressed. Around him float the words “oh god,” “worms,” “why are the Archives so creepy.” He explains, “Well, I mean, you wake up one day and you’re like, “Oh, I’m going to get murdered”…” Martin is shown having a lightbulb moment while brushing his teeth. Next to him is the text “Don’t make plans while paranoid and sleep-deprived, kids.” Martin narrates: “and you’re like, “Thank god, I have a plan,” but that’s not the thing that’s socially acceptable at all…”
“… so when you go into the bakery and pull a butterknife on someone who bumps into you, you just get banned.” The scene of a wide-eyed Martin pulling a blunt knife on a shocked person who reels away in fright is shown. The view returns to the present as Martin stares down at the box and finishes, “you just get banned.” Jon raises a finger and says, “Uh.” Tim wheezes with laughter, repeating “butterknife”with tears in his eyes. End ID]
