#you know the old saying

Lan Wangji is pretty over these Misty Hijinks. He is ready for Xue Yang to be Dead, or at the very least down a minimum of one (1) limbs in the near future. 3/10

Lan Wangji takes the opportunity to shoot a Mild Glare at Xue Yang. Xue Yang won’t appreciate it, but it’ll make Lan Wangji feel A Little Better 6/10

Lan Wangji contemplates life and death; the vagaries and cruelties of fate; how dizzyingly, devastatingly lucky he is to have gotten Wei Wuxian back. He was like Song Lan for so long, but now he is whole again. How much he lived in that despair, how intimately he knows it… Oh no, Wei Wuxian has noticed all the Brooding. Quick, Lan Wangji, say Something! 5/10

Nailed it. Great work, Lan Wangji. No Further Questions. 6/10

Lan Wangji looks at Song Lan and sees himself just a few weeks ago but, you know, Significantly Deader. 3.5/10

A Dead Body? Here, in the Coffin House?? A Dead Body in The Coffin House in Coffin City??? Who could have seen this coming. 3/10

We turn now from your regularly scheduled Murder Mystery to The Softest Boy in the World buying a Rabbit Lantern because Wei Wuxian smiled at him about it. 9.5/10

tfw you have to tell your older brother that his beloved sworn brother was murdered, and his decapitated corpse was hidden in a Haunted City by a Deranged Murderer 4/10

tfw you have to tell your older brother that his beloved sworn brother was pretty much definitely murdered by his other beloved sworn brother, who is probably also a Diabolical Mastermind bent on (Cultivation) World Domination. 3/10

Those juniors best not be talking shit about Wei Wuxian in there. 2.5/10