#you should listen to the hit podcast just r0ll with it

I don’t remember doing this and I want to because old fandoms never die I guess anyway jrwi characters with who they most align to in sander sides:

Gillion - Remus & Roman. All with romans prince-ness with the absolute chaos and bloodlust of Remus! (lesser side: Patton, cause he’s extremely selfless! WAY to selfless actually, literally more selfless than Patton tbh it’s SUPER concerning ^_^)

Jay - Logan and Janus. Mostly the vibe. She doesn’t care to follow her own rules rather than go with others (yknow the whole going away from the navy thing!) so that kinda vibes with Janus. Logan specifically because of the tinkering that she did recently! Also didn’t she have a book she read or smth? Girl is the smartest out of the three in general- which like (no offense) still isn’t SUPER smart but uh.. it’s there ^_^ girl has at least one brain cell!! We love her 4 that

Chip: Janus & Remus. He’s a bastard, Janus and Remus are pretty big bastards. Also the crimes Also I’ll never get rid of that one quote where chip said that jay would want to fuck him which is definitely a Remus thing to say- god I hate him <3 (lesser side: Patton. Man has so much love and ALSO is trapped in the past!! LOL FUN ^_^_^_^_^_^)

William: Logan & virgil. Logan cause he’s the only brain cell guy. Also he’s a nerd. Virgil because anxiety kinda I guess and also like i feel like Virgil is a gamer and William is a gamer so like yeah.

Vincent: literally no fuckin clue?? Who is this man?? What the fuck even. Congrats Vincent ur so complex u don’t fit into a specific side!! Ur thomas himself- I guess! But not even ur way weirder. Ily Vincent <3

Dakota: Roman. Super loving and cool and hyper and also uh heroic!! Also hahah roman and Dakota are red they match ^_^

Taxi: I’m so sorry but ur Virgil.. he’s he’s so awkward and says the wrong shit and has no faith in himself. Taxi I’m so sorry that VIRGIL is the only example of anxiety we have that’s so unfair to you ily so much u deserve better so sorry </3 l

Velrisa: uh.. idk? vel ur also above being a side I suppose <3

Br’aad: Roman & Remus. Chaotic good my beloved- stupid little bitch too

Sylnan: Janus but like stupid LMAO (lesser side: Patton cause he’s religious. Girlfriend goddess counts as being religious also it’s funny to say this OKAY?)

Mountain: Remus but not sexual just angry also an alcoholic now. We love him <3