ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE

by The Sympathetic Devil

“Now let me be very clear, Mr. Fink. I am paying you to make me look younger, not young. A woman in my position needs to hold respect.  I’ve seen the bimbos coming out of your business and that is not what I’m paying you for. I want you to aim for late 30s; if I I come out looking like a 20-year-old you will be hearing from my lawyers.”

Of course Mrs. Lapin. We at BTI strive for customer satisfaction no matter who the client is. So we’ll see you first thing tomorrow morning and by the afternoon you’ll be a respectable but photogenic 38.

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>Well hello Mrs. Lapin! Have you been enjoying the preparatory phase of our process?

“Oh my god, Mr. Fink! <giggle> I feel soooo good! Everybody here is just so nice! <giggle> hey! That guy looks just like my lawyer!”

>That’s because he is your lawyer, Mrs. Lapin.

“You can call me Tamara Mr. Fink. We’re friends, right? I want to be friends with everybody! <giggle> Even my lawyer! Hi Mr. Lawyer! <giggle> Am I high? I think I might be high! ”

*It’s my professional opinion that you’re in full control of your mental faculties, Mrs.Lapin.*

“Ta..ma..ra…silly mister lawyer man <gigle>. I’m totally in control of my facatlmacitlies! <giggle> But why is my lawyer here? <snort> Silly Lawyer! I’m not gonna sue Mr. Fink! He’s my friend!”

>Actually, I asked Mr. Feldman to come by. It seems there are a few more papers you need to sign before we can make you young and pretty.

“I’m gonna be so pretty! <giggle> and then I’m gonna be a Senator. Senator Tamara! <giggle> It’s a secret, but I’m tellin’ you guys cuz we’re friends. I gotta get pretty cuz I’m gonna do adds and posters and stuff. It’s gonna be great! <giggle>”

>And we can start making you pretty as soon as you sign these papers, Tamara.

“Well let’s get signing then! <giggle> I’m gonna be pretty! You looked at these, right Mr. Lawyer?”

*Oh yes, they’re all very appropriate Ma’am.*

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“Hi Mr. Fink! Hi Mr. Feldman! I’m all done! <giggle>”

>I’m afraid our technicians were a little overly enthusiastic, Mrs. Lapin. They seem to have made you look 19. But at least you don’t look 20! I hope you’re still satisfied with our services.

“Oh that’s ok, Mr. Finky-fink! <giggle>. Everyone here has been just super-d-duper! And you should totally call me Tami! Everybody calls me Tami!”

>I’m so glad you’re not upset, Tami! Still, I feel bad about the mix up, since your young appearance will make it impossible for you to run your company, let alone run for Senate like you planned. So, at no added expense, we’ve prepared a false identity for you. We’ve got all the paperwork to show that you’re Mrs. Lapin’s niece and sole heir. So you’ll still have all your money.

“OH MY GOD! I’m totally rich! <giggle> Rich and young and pretty!”

>Yes, you are! But since you look so young, we’ve put your wealth in a trust and given Mr. Feldman here power of attorney over both you and your assets. It seemed the best solution.

“Hey! That’s my lawyer! <giggle> OH MY GOD! He’s totally hot!l I never noticed before but he’s totally hot!”

>I’m glad you think so, since he’ll be moving in with you to better help you manage your money.

“Really? <giggle> But with me being such a slut, if he moves in with me, I’m totally gonna end up boning him!”

>I think that will be o.k. with Mr. Feldman, won’t it?

*Yes, that will be just fine Mr. Fink. And it’s all perfectly legal!*

“<giggle> Cool!”

• model Iris Rose

So I just take a selfie?

That’s right, Gran! Then the app I put on your phone will tranform it into an Easter surprise!

How fun! Here goes!

Oh my! Was that supposed to happen?

Of course! I put the Easter Bunny filter on the Bimbofication App just for you, Gran!

Well aren’t you just the sweetest! <giggle> I could just eat you up!