Any SVSSS fic trope that creates the possibility of a feral baby qijiu running around Cang Qiong butt naked is a good SVSSS fic trope

Sequel

Liu Qingge has HAD IT with these two! Tiny Qijiu are ruining his life and he can’t even complain to his own boss about it!!

Sequel to this

Bonus exhausted babysitter SQH:

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure x Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System Jiu-Jiu’s Bizarre Second Chance AU: Headcanons part 7: Possible ships for Shen Jiu

Part 6

AU concept

Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing.

Warning 2: This AU content implied non-con, past slavery, child neglect/abuse, violence, night terrors, trauma, depression, PTSD.

Here’s a special part for this AU, it will be about possible ships for Shen Jiu! ^^

Also, thanks to Beepony on AO3 for helping me to find ideas to develop this AU! ^^ (You’re amazing thank you! :D)

If you want to use this AU you can! just credite and tag me in return please! :)

Also, if you had any question about this AU don’t hesitate to ask! ^^

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->General: Before we really start I wanted to clarify some points:

-Shipping: Those are just suggestions ships, if you had another ship in mind for Shen Jiu or want him to go on the aro/ace route with him being perfectly happy with family/friendship love go ahead.

-Luo Binghe and PIDW Luo Binghe are excluded from the ships for Shen Jiu.

-Also if you want to do threesomes, group/harem go ahead.

-Rating: Because this AU is about “Jojo’s bizarre adventure” and “Scum villain’s self saving system” and of the hard subjects involved in the AU, the rating is by default “Mature” but if you want to raise the rating to make “papapa moments” in your take of the AU you can, however, what I’m asking you is to keep the implied non-con, or any other non-con, content as implied.

Now upon the ships suggestions:

JJBA:

->Tomoko Higashikata:

-Despite her temperament she’s a kind woman, very responsible, hardworking and smart. 

-She would be the kind of woman Shen Jiu would like. 

-They would first become friends and see each other often before falling in love and this would encourage Tomoko to get over Joseph and move on.

-The relationship would begin after the “Diamond is Unbreakable” arc.

-The two would at first live together and after times of living together they would end up marrying each other.

-Josuke would feel a bit awkward at first about his mother going out with the guy he has a little crush on and said guy becoming his step-father but would get used to it with time.

-Shen Jiu, Tomoko, Giorno and Josuke bonding together as a family.

->Weather Report : 

-He is a compassionate and kind man who dedicates his life to help those who are in need. 

-He would notice that Shen Jiu needed at least someone to talk to and would go to try to give him this help. 

-A trust bond would be created between the two. 

-Shen Jiu at first would be wary but with time he would find himself at ease talking with Weather Report and would even end up enjoying passing time with him.

-The relationship would begin after the “Stone Ocean” arc.

->Avdol :

-He is a kind man, responsible, patient and very righteous and very smart and wise. 

-His calm and patient nature could work with Shen Jiu.

-The relationship would begin after the “Eyes of Heaven” arc.

-The two would get married with the help of the Joestar’s connection to make their marriage legal.

->Lisa-Lisa:

-Lisa-Lisa and Shen Jiu are both similar in personality, they are cold on the outside but are very faithful and ready to sacrifice themself for their closed ones.

-The relationship would begin after the “Battle Tendencies” arc.

-After Battle Tendencies the two will get married.

-Both will keep training with cultivation together.

-When Shen Jiu disappeared before the beginning of the “Stardust Crusaders” arc and it was revealed during the arc that Shen Jiu was held prisoner by dio, Lisa-Lisa planned at first to join the Joestar group in Egypt to track down Dio and save Shen Jiu.

-Unfortunately, due to Holly’s degrading health Joseph, through a phone call, Lisa-Lisa convinced to stay at Holly’s and Suzie’s side to help the SPWF to stabilize Holly with her Hamon and cultivation and being an emotional support for Suzie Q.

-Joseph have done this ‘cause he knew that Shen Jiu wouldn’t want his wife to go on this extremely dangerous mission, even if she’s a very good fighter, and he 100% know that Shen Jiu would never forgive him if he let Lisa-Lisa come to Egypt and anything bad happen to her.

-When Shen Jiu was rescued at the end of the arc, Lisa-Lisa will be the silent type support to Shen Jiu, being always by his side holding his hand during the recovery, calmly and silently comforting him when he is having a mental breakdown ect…

-When Shen Jiu adopted Giorno Lisa-Lisa will become Giorno’s adopted mother and raise Giorno with Shen Jiu.

->Joseph Joestar & Suzie Q:

-Suzie Q was Shen Jiu’s very first true friend with Lisa-Lisa ever since he appeared in the Jojo universe, the two share a trust and affection which would evolve into love.

-As for Joseph, despite their rough beginning, would develop sympathy for Shen Jiu with time and would become attached and close with him despite their opposite personality and Shen Jiu despite finding Joseph stupid would end up enjoy hanging being with him through Suzie’s encouragements.  

-The relationship would begin after the “Battle Tendencies” arc.

-After they married Joseph and Suzie realized that while they love each other they both also love Shen Jiu and the latter seem also to have a crush on them but keep it for himself ‘cause he thought he would get in their married life.

-Joseph and Suzie being the eccentric people they are, found the solution: propose to Shen Jiu a conjoined marriage.

-When he was proposed, Shen Jiu was at first taken back and opposed to it, not because he didn’t love them, on the contrary, but because he thought this kind of marriage would be bad for Joseph’s and Suzie’s public image and think he isn’t worth the possible backlash.

-He would try to make them change their mind, telling them it wouldn’t be good for them, to think about how others would think about this kind of relationship and how it would be bad for their reputation.

-But Suzie and Joseph didn’t budge and explained to Shen Jiu that they don’t care about what others would think and it’s not about what others’ opinions but what they, the three of them, want and especially what HE wants.

-After a good talk Shen Jiu ends up accepting ‘cause he love Joseph and Suzie and deep down really wants to be in a relationship with them but just thinks he doesn’t deserve them.

-The conjoined marriage happened and was able to be made legal thanks to the Joestar’s connections.

-If Shen Jiu is in a relationship with Suzie and Joseph then he will also be considered as Holly’s father and Holly will call him “papa JiuJiu’’ since Suzie and Joseph always call him by this affectionate nickname.

-After Shen Jiu was saved at the end of “Stardust Crusaders”, Joseph and Suzie will be a big emotional and physical support to him.

-Ex: They would both comfort him very often with hugs, cuddles etc…

-After Joseph’s cheating was found out Shen Jiu would be furious at Joseph but would also be very hurt.

-Joseph would feel even more guilty than in the general headcanons for having cheated on his wife and his husband, particularly when he knew that Shen Jiu took “trust breaking” very badly and that he was hurt by people who broke his trust.

->Things in the “Diamond is unbreakable” arc would go like in the general headcanons regarding Shen Jiu’s, Suzie Q’s and Joseph’s relationship but with a few differences:

-After having a talk together Shen Jiu and Suzie Q decided to BEGIN to forgive Joseph but it will take time for them, particuliary Shen Jiu, to completely forgive him and Joseph will have to work hard to completely win their trust back, which Joseph accepted immediately.

-After Shen Jiu and Suzie Q would end up completely forgiving Joseph, they would, however, be in a “forgive but not forget” mentality.

-When Shen Jiu adopted Giorno, Joseph and Suzie will become Giorno’s adopted parents along with Shen Jiu.

-To Giorno, Shen Jiu is “a-die”, Joseph is “dad” and Suzie is “madre”.

->Leone Abbacchio & Bruno Buccellati:

-Abbacchio is similar to Shen Jiu as both are depressed self hating men with a lot of issues and who had hard times to deal with those issues so they would understand each other very much which can bring an emotional support to help to heal. 

-With Buccellati who is a very kind and patient man who knows how to deal with people with issues. 

-This could bring a balance in the relationship which could bring to Shen Jiu the intimate understanding and patience he needed.

-The relationship would begin after the “Golden Wind” arc.

-The three wouldn’t be married but would get a “special civil union” thanks to Giorno’s new connections as Pasionne’s Don.

-Giorno would be very supportive of Shen Jiu’s relationship with Abbacchio and Buccellati as he trusts them to make his father happy.

-Comic moment in which Abbacchio would mentally be like “Oooh fuck I’m Giorno’s step father now!”.

->Caesar:

-Despite having been wary of him at first, Shen Jiu would at first tolerate Caesar but step by step would, without realizing it, enjoy his company step by step, especially since Caesar had a more poised behavior than Joseph.

-After Shen Jiu saved Caesar’s life and Caesar gave him a good “WTF?!” speech after Shen Jiu was seriously injured while saving him from Wamuu, Caesar would decide to help Shen Jiu to recover as he feel in debt toward him, despite the latter’s protestations, and this would permit the two to become closer and to eventually fall in love with each other.

-The relationship would begin after the “Battle Tendencies” arc.

-Because of the times “Battle Tendencies” take place, Caesar and Shen Jiu didn’t get married but are living together as a couple.

-When Shen Jiu was kidnapped by Dio, Caesar was on a mission with a team of the SPWF and wasn’t aware about Shen Jiu’s kidnapping ‘cause Joseph didn’t warn him.

-Joseph hide Shen Jiu’s kidnapping from Caesar ‘cause he know that Caesar would immediately join them on the journey to Egypt and he know that Shen Jiu would be very against Caesar putting in life in danger, when the enemies had abilities which give them a huge advantage against him, and would never forget Joseph if anything happen to Caesar and so he didn’t tell him and was ready to assume the consequences once Caesar find out.

-Caesar finds out after the Stardust Crusaders arc and let’s just say Joseph got a big beating for not telling Caesar about Shen Jiu’s kidnapping.

-During Shen Jiu’s recovery, Caesar was constantly by his side and was VERY protective toward him.

-When Shen adopted Giorno, Caesar became the latter’s second adopted father.

-Giorno call Shen Jiu “A-Die” and Caesar “padre”.

SVSSS/PIDW:

->The possible ships are the classic ones:

-Liu Qingqe

-Yue Qingyuan

-Others peak lords

-Tianlang Jun

-Others SVSSS characters(Luo Binghe and PIDW Luo Binghe excluded of course)

Additional headcanons:

-Whatever he ends up in a relationship with Shen Jiu or not, Tianlang Jun would shamelessly flirt with him and if Shen Jiu is in a relationship Tianlang Jun wouldn’t stop his flirt and would even propose a threesome/groupsome/harem.

-In a relationship, Shen Jiu would be a bit like a tsundere.

-Giorno would be supportive of his adopted father’s relationship(s).

-Because of his good looks and charisma, a good bunch of Jojo characters got a one-sided crush on Shen Jiu.

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You know what the worst thing in the world is? Liu Qingge’s robes are generally depicted as white or mostly white, whereas Yue Qingyuan’s are primarily black most of the time. And I know, in my heart, that there is probably so much symbolism that could be extrapolated from this, only they’re from a Chinese novel. And I’m only really properly familiar with Western colour theory. And I know black and white are two colours that can shift drastically in meaning from culture to culture, and- and-

(lies down on the floor and ugly cries because I want to go to town with colour theory and literary analysis but I can’t because my context is all wrong)

‘La Vida Secreta del Autor’: Parte I

De ser el hermano menor de una afamada actriz, universitario y con sueños de convertirse en escritor, Shang Qinghua recorrerá un largo y accidentado camino hasta adoptar a su pequeño sobrino, escribir 'Camino del Orgulloso Demonio Inmortal’, y aventurarse en los sentimientos que uno de sus lectores terminó por despertar en él.

AO3•Wattpad

their dynamic

Doodling qijiu :]]] first inspired by bathing capybara!!!! Love those little guys

si pudiera bajarte una estrella del cielo

lo haria sin pensarlo dos veces

porque te quiero

Heyyyy guess who’s back with more qijiu

Angst free qijiu doodlesss

hashtag soulmates

Oh my god they were soulmates…

Yue Qingyuan and Shen Jiu from the story “what thing it is (that people most desire)” by Jinxed_Ink.

As author said in the notes the fic is loosely based on the Arthurian legend, so I tried to make an old books style illustration too (not sure if successfully though :)

As I had hoped, I was able to finish this yesterday, and I think it came out pretty well! For one, I finally managed to get a pale green for Shen Qingqiu’s robes that I was happy with.

This is a tribute to a piece of fanfiction that I’ve read, oh, let’s say several times - you know how some stories are just like a nice warm blanket you like to curl up in when the world is kind of terrible? - by the fabulous @blondejaneblonde; The Grand Unified Theory of Shen Qingqiu. Highly recommend if you’re interested in watching a bunch of nerds try to run a school in a magical version of ancient pseudo-China stuffed to the brim with weird fuck-or-die nonsense.

Done mostly in watercolor, on hot press paper, with some additional work on top in alcohol markers and colored pencils, because I have real trouble getting good color depth in only watercolor on hot press– it doesn’t take as many layers as easily. But I didn’t hate myself quiteenough to try to do all those tiny trim details on cold press. Nope nope nope.

The necromancer and his beloved plant.

late submission for qijiu week day 2 (curses/blessings)! have roughly 3k of lighthearted fic feat. outsider pov and getting together. rating: t

When Qi Qingqi returned from a mission with Yue Qingyuan’s unconscious body slung over one shoulder, the entirety of Cang Qiong Mountain imploded. Disciples ran everywhere like chickens with their heads cut off, and half of the Peak Lords followed suit. 

Mu Qingfang didn’t know—or care—about any of that. He was the one that Qi Qingqi dumped Yue Qingyuan’s unconscious body on, and so it was up to him to try to find a cure. 

For a sleeping curse, of all the absurd things. 

The demon had supposedly been putting entire villages to sleep so she could feast on their dreams. The stories had been alarming enough to warrant sending two Peak Lords to deal with the problem, but everybody had agreed it was probably overkill. 

Well. Apparently not.

At least Qi Qingqi had managed to behead the thing after it’d cursed Yue Qingyuan.

Demons rarely used sleeping curses. It was an impractically complicated method to get something that could be achieved with simple knockout powder or any blunt object. 

Unlike knockout powder or a blunt object, Mu Qingfang didn’t have the cure sitting readily on his shelf. 

He was just starting to sift through what he did have when the distant crash of his door slamming open interrupted his concentration. He grimaced. One of these days, Shang Qinghua was finally going to snap and go after Liu Qingge for destroying so many doors. 

“Where is he?” a voice demanded, as low and snarling and dangerous as any demon. 

Mu Qingfang hastily put down his things and made for the entrance room as the danger level ratcheted up from Liu QinggetoShen Qingqiu. 

Sure enough, Shen Qingqiu was standing in the doorway, glaring one of Mu Qingfang’s disciples into a nervous wreck. “Tell me where he is, you sniveling brat.”

The poor boy looked like he was about to faint. Mu Qingfang came into the room and smiled pleasantly. “I would appreciate it if you could refrain from insulting my disciples, Shen-shixiong.”

Shen Qingqiu whirled on him, and the little disciple let out a squeak and ran for it. Mu Qingfang would have to scold him later, but he wouldn’t be too stern. All his disciples were terrified of Shen Qingqiu, and  for good reason. The man looked absolutely livid, his usual affected loftiness abandoned for a raw fury that even Liu Qingge couldn’t draw from him. At his hip, Xiu Ya rattled in its sheath. “Do not make me repeat myself.”

Mu Qingfang’s smile didn’t slip. “Zhangmen-shixiong is currently resting in a private room.”

“Resting,” Shen Qingqiu repeated, the word dripping with derision. He opened his fan with a sharp snap of his wrist, and his dark eyes glinted over its edge. “Let me see him.”

“Ah.” Introducing an element as volatile as Shen Qingqiu to a sick room was invariably a terrible idea. Explicitly telling him so was an even worse one. “Shen-shixiong, I’m afraid that Zhangmeng-shixiong’s state is currently very delicate. It would be best if he didn’t receive visitors right now.”

If looks could kill, Mu Qingfang would be a smear on the floor right now. “Was I asking?”

As mildly as ever, Mu Qingfang said, “I wasn’t aware that Shen-shixiong and Zhangmen-shixiong were close? If Shen-shixiong is truly so worried, then I suppose a brief visit would not be remiss.”

Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widened over his fan. “I’m not worried,” he snapped, “I am merely doing my duty, as the lord of Cang Qiong Mountain’s second peak.”

Got him. Mu Qingfang smiled, not at all smugly because he still had common sense and Shen Qingqiu still had Xiu Ya. “Shen-shixiong is truly admirable. Zhangmen-shixiong is still sleeping, and this one was just about to create a cure.”

Shen Qingqiu floundered as gracefully and loftily as he did anything else. After a beat, he closed his fan with a snap and whirled around. “Fine. Do it quickly.”

“Of course.”

Shen Qingqiu drew Xiu Ya in a dramatic sweep and leapt into the air. Mu Qingfang squinted after him. He was heading in the direction of Xian Shu Peak, which was not where he should be going if he was truly “doing his duty as the lord of Cang Qiong Mountain’s second peak.”

Which— interesting. Mu Qingfang hadn’t been aware that Yue Qingyuan’s frankly painfully obvious affections were returned with anything other than reluctant tolerance. 

He could think of no other reason for Shen Qingqiu to go haring off to Xian Shu Peak if it wasn’t to harass Qi Qingqi for more information about the demon that had cursed Yue Qingyuan. 

Well. At least that was a better use for his energy than pestering healers who had work to do. 

Mu Qingfang gave it an hour before either Shen Qingqiu or Qi Qingqi got fed up enough with each other to draw a blade, which should give him at least an hour and a half before anybody came running to him for emergency healing. 

With a sigh, he got to work. 

—

It took them forty minutes. Mu Qingfang barely resisted the urge to pinch the bridge of his nose as a hysterical Xian Shu disciple babbled about how Shen Qingqiu had attacked Qi Qingqi—

“Like a beast! For no reason at all!” the girl cried, “He’s going to killher!” 

Mu Qingfang considered his options. He didn’t like Shen Qingqiu, but he would never deny the man the respect he deserved. He was acerbic and impossible to work with, but he would never just attack Qi Qingqi for no reason. It was far more likely that she’d snapped at him and he—in his state of heightened stress—had overreacted and then she had overreacted too. 

Mu Qingfang smiled his most dangerous smile. “I’m sorry. I don’t think I heard you properly. Would shizhi mind repeating herself?”

The girl made a vague choking sound and hastily dropped into a bow. “This humble disciple apologizes for her disrespect! She—humbly—requests that Mu-shishu sends medical aid to Xian Shu Peak!”

Mu Qingfang kept smiling, because otherwise he was going to make a very unattractive expression. “What exactly did Shen-shixiong and Qi-shijie get themselves into?”

The girl wavered, still refusing to meet his gaze. “This disciple is unsure. Guo-shijie sent this one here as a— as a precautionary measure before anything terrible happened.” 

Mu Qingfang did not have time for this. He sent her away along with a handful of his best disciples to assuage her wide-eyed look of terror and irritably returned to his work. If Shen Qingqiu or Qi Qingqi got themselves hurt badly enough to need his help, then they’d need to wait their turn.

—

Thirty minutes later, there was another knock on his door. With a heavy sigh, Mu Qingfang gathered himself and went to open it. To his surprise, Shen Qingqiu was standing outside. He had his fan raised to cover the lower half of his face, and his hair and robes were only mildly ruffled by his flight here and whatever brawl he’d gotten into with Qi Qingqi.

Mu Qingfang just smiled and waited. It would do Shen Qingqiu some good to have to actually ask for what he wanted. 

Those dark eyes narrowed over his fan. “Have you made any progress in your research?”

Mu Qingfang kept smiling, because otherwise he’d probably bang his head into the door. Did Shen Qingqiu think that constant interruptions were the ideal environment for productive work? Is that what was happening here? 

It didn’t seem like he really wanted an answer, because Shen Qingqiu continued, “Qi-shimei shared the details of the incident with me. I would like to inspect our Zhangmen-shixiong’s condition myself.” He lowered his fan to reveal a smile that suggested it wasn’t a question.

Mu Qingfang did sigh this time, because apparently Shen Qingqiu cared about Yue Qingyuan! Who knew! Definitely not somebody who’d been forced to sit through their sniping at meetings, that was for sure. “Shen-shixiong may come in,” he allowed, “so long as he maintains the peace of the chambers.”

There was no point keeping him out, after all. He was practically vibrating with stress as it was, and there was no way he wouldn’t cause some other disaster if Mu Qingfang turned him away now. 

“Of course.” Shen Qingqiu closed his fan with a snap. “No need for Mu-shidi to chaperone. I’m sure he has much to do.” Without waiting for a response, he strode past Mu Qingfang and through the door to Yue Qingyuan’s sick room. 

Which. Great. Excellent. 

Mu Qingfang spent exactly three seconds valiantly staring at his work before giving up and following after Shen Qingqiu, fully prepared to do some kind of damage control. To his surprise, the other man was standing motionless in Yue Qingyuan’s doorway, toes barely over the threshold. The hand holding his fan was white with tension. 

Cautiously, Mu Qingfang said, “Shen-shixiong is free to enter.”

Shen Qingqiu’s shoulders tensed. He turned, unfolding his fan with a smooth, languid motion and bringing it up to cover the lower half of his face as he peered at Mu Qingfang. “Mu-shidi should get back to work. Cang Qiong Mountain needs our sect leader, after all.”

Mu Qingfang stared at him. Shen Qingqiu’s eyes were the color of lakewater at its murkiest. They were a deep grey-green, and they were filled with something terrible and unreadable, something that was somehow even more frightening than his usual hissing, spitting fury.

Ah, he thought, suddenly. 

“I’ll find a cure,” he promised.

Shen Qingqiu’s fingers tightened around his fan. His eyes narrowed, as if he were about to scoff, but in the end he just looked back through the door at Yue Qingyuan’s unconscious form, arms tucked neatly at his sides and blanket drawn up to his chest. Without another word, he turned and stalked out.

—

Mu Qingfang read many, many scrolls. He looked through all his notes, attempted all his usual solutions, but the demon’s sleeping curse was tenacious. It clung stubbornly to Yue Qingyuan, locking him in dreams no matter what Mu Qingfang tried. 

In the end, there was only one solution left. 

… Shen Qingqiu was going to eviscerate him.

—

“Are you telling me,” Shen Qingqiu hissed, all but vibrating with poorly-disguised fury, “that the only solution is to sleep with him?!” 

“Dual cultivation with a suitably powerful partner, yes,” Mu Qingfang replied evenly, smiling as if he wasn’t sweating bullets. The other Peak Lords, summoned for an update on their sect leaders’ condition and now attempting to melt into their chairs to avoid Shen Qingqiu’s rapidly building wrath, happily avoided eye contact. Liu Qingge had probably zoned out two sentences into the meeting. 

Shen Qingqiu tilted his chin up, both dismissive and derisive all at once. “You have access to resources of the most powerful sect in the cultivation world, and the best you can give me is dual cultivation.” 

Mu Qingfang did not flinch. It would’ve been a near miss, but Shen Qingqiu’s now obvious affection and concern for Yue Qingyuan had diminished his wrath to the hissing of an overprotective kitten and also Mu Qingfang was probably running on a few too many days without sleep. So he said, “Unfortunately, yes, that is accurate.”

Shen Qingqiu’s eyes locked onto him. Several tense moments passed. Shang Qinghua, several chairs away and not at all involved in the action, was nearly purple with stress. Finally, Shen Qingqiu stepped back, drawing his anger into some secret part of himself until nothing was left but a cold, cruel elegance. “Well! How far the majesty of Cang Qiong Mountain has fallen.” His lip curled into a sardonic sneer. “If I am ever cursed and the only solution is to sleep with my unconscious corpse, then just slit my throat and put us all out of our mistry.”

Somewhere in the back of the room, somebody mumbled, “Please.”

Shen Qinggqiu’s teeth clicked together. “Mu-shidi,” he said, in the same voice that made Mu Qingfang’s disciples piss themselves, “Surely there are some books on my Qing Jing Peak that you haven’t yet looked over. How can you make a diagnosis when you haven’t done all the research yet?”

Mu Qingfang considered slamming his head onto the table. Unfortunately, he doubted that Shen Qingqiu’s mood was permissive enough to allow such dramatics. 

… it was never permissive enough to allow such dramatics. 

With the pleasant smile of a man who had definitely already read every single relevant book on Cang Qiong Mountain, he said, “I suppose I may have been remiss in my responsibilities. Zhangmen-shixiong’s condition is in no danger of worsening, and so there is no harm in further examining what information we have.”

Shen Qingqiu’s smile might as well have been fanged. “Good. I will drop them off as soon as possible.” With one last glare at the rest of the Peak Lords, he turned sharply on his heel and strode from the room in a flurry of green silks and danger.

Shang Qinghua sagged into the table. Qi Qingqi snorted and patted Mu Qingfang on the shoulder. “Good luck with that one, Mu-shidi.”

Mu Qingfang carefully did not stop smiling.

—

He waited until he was safely alone in his workshop before slamming his head on the table. It didn’t solve anything, but it did technically give him several seconds of shut-eye and that was better than nothing.

He was interrupted—once again—by the sound of his door violently slamming open.

“Shen-shixiong,” he said, peeling his face off his desk.

“Mu-shidi.” Shen Qingqiu sat down next to him and folded his hands neatly in his lap, deceptively demure. “Is dual cultivation really the only way to cure Zhangmen-shixiong of his curse?”

Mu Qingfang peered at Shen Qingqiu’s sleeves. They didn’t look very full, but there was no telling how many books the man had shoved into them. “There may perhaps—” Theoretically, possibly, somewhere. “—be other alternatives.”

Shen Qingqiu tilted his head down in acknowledgement, but his eyes never left Mu Qingfang’s. “But this is the best solution.” He didn’t wait for a response before adding, words crisp and only mildly colored by the revulsion he’d displayed in the meeting room earlier, “Dual cultivation with a suitably powerful partner is the best solution.”

“Yes,” Mu Qingfang said, not even bothering to summon his usual smile. It was what he’d already said in the meeting, after all, and Shen Qingqiu wasn’t looking for his smile anyways. 

Shen Qingqiu’s lips turned white as he pressed them together. He didn’t speak, but the glint in his eyes made it clear that he was waiting for something. 

Mu Qingfang had absolutely no idea what. If anything, all he’d learned from this entire affair—beyond the surprising effectiveness of sleeping curses—was that he could not read Shen Qingqiu whatsoever. Here he was, pale and tense and snappish for a man that the whole sect was convinced that he hated. 

“Would—” Shen Qingqiu began, before stopping and scowling at the wall. “Would. My cultivation level. Work.”

“Oh.” Mu Qingfang wondered if he should even bother being surprised anymore. At least this was one thing he’d already known about his Shen-shixiong: he was an absolutely abysmal communicator. “Um.”

Shen Qingqiu’s cheeks colored, and he quickly said, “Not that I want to do this. But Zhangmen-shixiong deserves better than some brute like Liu Qingge, and there’s hardly a wealth of cultivators powerful enough to match him. So excuse this lowly one for his flawed foundation, but—”

Ah, what?! Mu Qingfang had not asked for any of this??? Hastily, before Shen Qingqiu could ramble himself into changing his mind, Mu Qingfang said, “Shen-shixiong, you are one of the most powerful cultivators in the world.” There was a reason that he’d been able to last as long as he had in duels with Liu Qingge in their youths. “You would absolutely, ah, work.”

Shen Qingqiu’s fan opened with a snap. It did little to hide the redness of his face. “Ah. Well. Good.”

“Right,” Mu Qingfang said. 

They stared at each other. 

Shen Qingqiu bristled, shoulders tilting upwards again, and Mu Qingfang realized abruptly that he was about to get eviscerated if he didn’t leave very, very soon. Quickly, Mu Qingfang exclaimed, “Well! Good. I’ll take my leave first, to allow you and Zhangmen-shixiong your privacy. You know how this works?”

“Of course I know how this works!” Shen Qingqiu yelped, too indignant to maintain an even tone. 

Mu Qingfang smiled. It was perhaps his first genuine smile since Qi Qingqi had absconded after dumping Yue Qingyuan’s body in his arms. “Good. I’ll leave Shen-shixiong to it, then.”

Before Shen Qingqiu could figure out how to stop spluttering, Mu Qingfang gathered his things and quickly vacated the premises.

—

Well. He supposed that was one way to do things.

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Yue Qingyuan was up and about by the next day. Any assumptions Mu Qingfang had had about Shen Qingqiu wanting to be private about his affairs were quickly dashed. Yue Qingyuan walked into the next Peak Lord meeting with, ah, marks visible high enough on his neck that his collar couldn’t cover them, and he seemed utterly incapable of keeping his eyes off of Shen Qingqiu. 

Shen Qingqiu ignored him as usual, but Mu Qingfang was sitting close enough to see that they were holding hands under the table.

Which. Great. Excellent. Exactly what Mu Qingfang wanted to see at every sect meeting for the rest of his life.

“It’s all your fault, you know,” Liu Qingge said.

“I wouldn’t say that,” Mu Qingfang protested. 

“No, it absolutely is,” Qi Qingqi said glumly, “I can’t believe we have to watch Zhangmen-shixiong making bedroom eyes at Shen Qingqiu every single month.” 

Mu Qingfang put his head on the table. Maybe if he just ignored everything, it would all go away. 

“Did you see them yesterday?” Qi Qingqi continued, “They were wearing matching outfits.”

Shang Qinghua, inexplicably, shot Mu Qingfang a strange gesture with both thumbs sticking up. “Nice.”

“No,” Liu Qingge said.

“Absolutely not,” Qi Qingqi agreed.

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“I’m sorry. It’s all my fault”