what if Eve had slurped up the serpent like spaghetti noodle
theologians please weigh in
like this
(she’s making the same motions as that video of the baby barn owls)
“what if” … What if a fairy tale worshipped by psychotic religious people was different and instead of being really weird, it was really really weird. I’ll tell you what if: nothing. Literally nothing in history would have changed if Eve slurped up the snake like spaghetti. Think about it.
maybe if Eve had slurped up a clown you would have inherited a sense of humor
I wasn’t trying to be funny? I guess that was a good try at you trying to be funny though. Keep it up.
possibly the worst part about being an atheist is that other, stupider atheists see you making a joke or even a symbolic allusion to a religious subject and they’re like “if I don’t announce to the room how smart I am for not believing in God I will DIE”
some people??? make their bios low-contrast to the point of illegibility??? to cope???
