I cannot sleep, and I am so horny for you, my cute hot dumb lil feedee pet. You desperately said you wanted me to use you, so I guess I’ll use you to fuck & tire myself out so I can sleep. You’re so good at turning me on and you’re so obedient, and you asked me to wake you up any time your owner needed your body, so now is the time.
I just want to roll you over onto your back and wake you up by sitting on top of you and using your plumped up body to get myself off. You’ll look up at me with those subby, desperate eyes, begging me to use your body for exactly why we stuffed it and fattened it. For me, your owner, to do whatever I want to it.
I want to grab your gut, ride your thick thighs until you’re fully awake and ready for me to fuck you while I kiss your mouth, stick my cute little tongue down your throat, chokehold your fatty little neck with one hand and grab your tits with the other, and keep going until I’ve come enough times to be tired enough to go sleep, then I’d fall asleep next to my good obedient pet who was such a good slut for me. I’ll cuddle you until we both fall fast asleep
And don’t worry, I’ll give you extra treats in the morning for being so good for me.
THE FIXER-UPPER — There are some incredible fix-it fics inn the Irondad fandom. From the wonderful Tony Lives™ to the Accords Dealt With By Simple Discussion, what’s the story that fixes things just right for you?
Winner: Peter and the Jailbirds by Beautifullights @beautifullights1
Runner-Up: Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don’t Forget by Peacockgirl
Last week was @absurdmageart‘s birthday so I asked them what kinda ship they’d like and they said honeymoney and honestly it’s such a good ship with a great dynamic? And I haven’t made content for them yet so this was the perfect opportunity!!
They pretend to be cool and trendy guys, but everyone knows they’re just disaster gremlins when they’re together, ready to wreck havoc on their brothers.
My Hogwartsona I commissioned from the lovely and wonderful @sadfishkid !!!!! I love it so so much. Check out her blog, she posts tons of amazing artwork there.
“I’m the strong one. I’m not nervous. I’m as tough as the crust of the Earth is. I move mountains, I move churches. And I glow ‘cause I know what my worth is.”
Adele had already started writing the album everyone was waiting for. She began work on 30 in early 2019 and had it completely written by early 2020, though the pandemic would have something to say about the eventual release date. Sure, it’s an album about “divorce, babe,” as she stated recently in her first-ever Instagram Live. But it’s not the collection of scorched-earth power ballads everyone may have been expecting.
Instead, Adele wrote an open letter to Angelo, in hopes that one day he’ll hear the album and really, truly understand who his mom was and how her life changed during this time. The only song specifically about her marriage is “Easy on Me,” the gorgeous, very typically Adele first single. Across 30, Adele assesses the most important relationship of her life: the one with herself. Saturn returns are periods of major upheaval at the turn of one’s thirties, and Adele just went through hers, coming out on the other side of a turbulent period ready to reckon with who she is and what she wants, even if it meant upending her own life.
She got a bit addicted to the gym; it was another place where she didn’t feel anxious. She was learning she was stronger than she thought and healing parts of her body, like the back that had given her trouble for years. She also learned she is surprisingly athletic. “If I can transform my strength and my body like this, surely I can do it to my emotions and to my brain and to my inner well-being,” she surmised. “That was what drove me. It just coincided with all of the emotional work that I was doing with myself as a visual for it, basically.”
Adele has started to wonder about society’s expectations for mothers, how they’re always just moms while dads can be many things at once. Much of that is what reinforced her feelings of failing Angelo after leaving Konecki. “I might not have been emotionally there all the time, but I never wasn’t there for him,” she says, defending herself against her own fears. “My Little Love” — and, really, all of 30 — is about showing Angelo who his mother really is: a layered and complicated woman with an identity outside of their relationship, who’s struggled and cried and hurt. “He needs to know everyone goes through it,” she continues. So far, and as heard on the voice memos, he is quite the understanding nine-year-old. “He’s a Libra, so he is, like, ‘Chill. It’s fine, Mama. Just chill out.’ ”
ADELE for Rolling Stone (December 2021) photographed by Theo Wenner
