Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert

Note:Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Parker’s Wonderland (or anything by Parker himself), but there’s no way book Hawk is as hot as movie Hawk, right? He’s a boxer. My puppy’s part Boxer. He likes dogs. If we were a couple, Hawk and I could dress up as Boxers for Halloween. 

10. Talos (Ben Mendelsohn) from Captain Marvel

Shapeshifting space elf. 

9. Stefano (William McNamara) from Opera

If anyone had to be tied up, gagged, and needled… 

8. Alex (Justin Long) from He’s Just Not That into You

It’s just not that great a movie. Cute bartender, though. 

7. Man with Red Eyes (Kyle Secor) from A Wrinkle in Time

Hypnotized and hypnotizing. 

6. Abner Krill (David Dastmalchian) and Christopher Smith (John Cena) from The Suicide Squad

Why are failed/corrupt superheroes hot? 

5. Cliff Vandercave (Kyle MacLachlan) from The Flintstones

He (and everyBarney else) dresses silly and should wear shoes. But evil businessman. 

4. Matthew Brown (Jonathan Tucker) fromHannibal

Aw, his one-sided crush on Will. 

3. Terry Foster (Michael Elcock) from Queens of Mystery

Why is Matilda into an engaged man when P.C. Foster is literally right there and ready to simp? 

2. Seymour Krelborn (Conrad Ricamora) from Little Shop of Horrors

Ricamora playing another virile dork. 

1. Hawk (Winston Duke) from Spenser Confidential

WHOO. 

Note:Previous part. I wish Queens of Mystery got a third season. The narration makes it like a vastly less depressing ASOUE. Also, there are no HD pictures of Secor!Hank. :(