On April 5, 1926, the incomparable Roger Corman was born! Without even a kernel of doubt, we proclaim that Corman is one of the most important figures in film history. The great man pioneered indie filmmaking, brought the works of several venerated foreign masters to the States, launched the careers of EVERYONE (Martin Scorsese, Jack Nicholson, James Cameron, and Francis Ford Coppola are just a few of the graduates from the Corman Film School), and has produced/directed some of the most eXXXquisite genre movies that cinema has to offer. His Poe films are among the best Gothic thrillers in eXXXistence, skillfully marrying shock-show tactics with arthouse techniques. Corman’s best is divine, and his worst is just fine! The man is an absolute giant, and he will always be a true icon of the moving picture. Long live King Corman!
An improvised musical on Broadway (my friends are working on making this happen, IDK if FLS counts because I never got to see it and I don’t know if they do a full narrative)
Spamalot revival with Bonnie Milligan as Lady of the Lake
Legally Blonde revival with Stephanie Styles and Dan DeLuca
Jacob Kemp as a lead in literally anything except the things he’s too white for (I’d even see his Evan Hansen although he’s 33 and a half)
Waitress revived AGAIN. Jenna Ushkowitz back as Dawn (after she has her baby). Kevin McHale as Ogie. Amber Riley as Becky. Ben Fankhauser as Pomatter. Ally Bonino as Jenna.
Fun Home revival but the small Alisons are the medium Alisons this time
Hairspray 2: Tracy’s In Her Mid Thirties And Can’t Dance Anymore Because She Fucked Up Her Achilles But Still Fights Racism
Brandon Uranowitz as Seymour in Little Shop
A “10 Things I Hate About You” with SJB as the guidance counselor
VintageLittle Shop of Horrors Stickers Ranked by Rick Moranis’ Sex Appeal
Hi, I’m Roswell, and I’m horny for Rick Moranis.
Recently, my friend Pat sent me a fuckload of Little Shop of Horrors stickers from 1986.
Each pack contains a piece of thirty year old bubble gum.
It tastes really bad.
But we’re not here to talk about my mistakes; we’re here to talk about God’s mistake–the mistake of making me so incredibly attracted to Rick Moranis.
Let’s begin.
This Rick Moranis is not very sexy at all. He clearly doesn’t want that thing in his mouth. The lack of consent immediately turns me off, but I will give him one point for kissable lips. 1/10.
A reasonably fuckable Moranis. He’s doing that Vaudeville rubberface thing that I’m big into, but this outfit could’ve used some shoulder pads and his hair looks kinda greasy. 3/10.
The doe eyes. The pouty lips. The loose curls stuck to his forehead with nervous sweat. Truly this would be a tremendously boneable Ricky M. were it not for the fact that I am very anti-gun. 4/10.
His nonthreatening posture and gentle smooch make me feel like he would tenderly nurture our many children. Thinking about having kids kills my boner. 5/10.
A classic Rick! This kind of goofball acting is what makes him so loveable. He looks like a math teacher who just realized he forgot Pi Day and that’s what does it for me, I guess. 7/10.
The rumpled collar and patented Moranis Confused Face really get me going, but the caption makes me think of someone with a Brooklyn accent screaming, “The X-Files!” while falling down a well. 8/10.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to push Rick Moranis into a dentist’s chair and fill his cavities. I think this scene made me gay. 10/10.
I have experienced an erection lasting longer than four hours and need to seek immediate medical attention. 11/10.
This Little Shop of Horror/Gravity Falls crossover that popped into my head doesn’t really hold up, but I couldn’t stop thinking “the triangle must be destroyed!” Click for captions.
finally getting back into drawing again after a much needed break :> this was based on an old doodle i did but never posted, seems like itd make a cute charm but i have no idea how to make those lol
yall omg ok on halloween i had my Annual lsoh rewatch but this time i put it in french just for like some variety and idk how but like …. the dub was surprisingly really good ? and it had this weird effect where everyones voices were hyperbolized just like in english but since it was in a different language it sounded better ? kinda like how watching anime in english is kinda awkward but japanese is ok even if it is over the top cause u cant really understand but you’re getting the Feel of the voice acting ?? and it was super cute cause even the songs were in french too !! and the entire time it felt like it was Supposed to be animated and it made me wanna do animatics for it again (but in french :3) also i could REALLY visualize my seymour design having the french dub’s voice ???? it was all just AAAAA i got lsoh hype back in me
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