#david dastmalchian
POLKA-DOT WOMAN!!!
im simp for her
+ long hair version
my and my girlfriend’s Twitter profiles
maybe you need Abner Krill and Radiohead Creep in one video?
Because I can give it to you
FACT: Abner Krill is a kitten that makes kitten sounds
David Dastmalchian in “Making love” (2018)
dude you play CORPSE stop being so HOT
Lacrimosa (2020)
David Dastmalchian in “The Employer” (2012)
your face when you went through an emotional hell with the deaths of people and killed one yourself, but the employer who arranged all this shit still does not hire you because he considers you a pussy
The Employer (2012)
i can’t find a movie “Making love” with David Dastmalchian in internet and I feel that I have been RABBED
POLKA-DOT WOMAN!!!
im simp for her
+ long hair version
Hedcanon! Suicide Squad play in mafia
(inspired by the fact that the cast played it on game night)
PolkaDot Man (Abner Krill):
A perpetual townsperson who gets killed at the beginning of the game (but he doesn’t get upset because he’s happy to spend time with his friends)
Very bad at accusations and mostly keeps quiet
One time he gets the role of the mafia, but he’s immediately figured out because he’s not the one who died on the first night
But he looks at everyone with his sad dark eyes and the accusations are dismissed
He wins by killing everyone in cold blood
The Ratcatcher 2 (Cleo Cazo):
At night she really falls asleep
Sebastian tells her who the mafia is
No one dares to kill her
Pretends very well to be a townsperson
Bad at accusations, but good at excusing those she thinks are townspersons
Harley Quinn:
Uses her psychology degree to spot the mafia
Very expressive in discussions
When rightly accused of being Mafia, waves back very theatrically with “Who? Me? No way!”
VERY much loves to win
Turns everyone against each other for fun
King Shark (Nanaue):
Takes the phrase “kill” too literally
And tried to eat the Peacemaker
Voices his role aloud
“Nanaue - friend. Nanaue - good.”
Never really figured out how to play it
Peacemaker (Christopher Smith):
☮️ Swore to find the mafia, no matter what the cost
☮️ Turns out to be the mafia himself
☮️ Conducts a real interrogation during the game (he almost brought Abner to tears)
☮️ Peeping at night
☮️ Mostly blames Bloodsport
Bloodsport (Robert Dubois):
Mostly blames Peacemaker
Banned everyone from voting for Cleo
Didn’t want to play it, but eventually got into it
Most of his accusations are “I heard you moving around at night.”
Brought his daughter to the game
Rick Flag:
Taught everyone the game
Confiscated everybody’s weapons before the start
Leading the game
Tries to keep everybody calm
Refuses to describe exactly how someone was killed, as Harley asks him to do
YEEEES BOOOY
Can we talk about how important such a small gesture as patting him on the head was to Abner? Perhaps it was the first time he had been touched without disgust or to hurt
i just——-
Big action sequences and a big cast make this smaller sized Marvel movie worth checking out…
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The Suicide Squad (2021) dir. James Gunn
David Dastmalchian in Chicago by Caleb Condit (2009) | headers (black & white ver.)
much debate over whether david dastmalchian has always had that little ned-flanders-lookin butt or if that’s a recent development
he’s always had it, the pants they gave him for that video just realy make it pop
not to be dramatic but i would die for polka-dot man :/
saw the suicide squad two weeks ago & haven’t been able to stop drawing him since, so here’s a sketch dump!! they’re so inconsistent but pretend u can’t see<3
The Suicide Squad(2021) Official Cast
