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POLKA-DOT WOMAN!!!

im simp for her

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my and my girlfriend’s Twitter profiles

maybe you need Abner Krill and Radiohead Creep in one video?

Because I can give it to you

FACT: Abner Krill is a kitten that makes kitten sounds

I will never forget how at the death of Polka Dot Man instead of laughing at this “gorgeous” joke the whole audience abruptly fell silent and only someone said: “oh…”

i can’t find a movie “Making love” with David Dastmalchian in internet and I feel that I have been RABBED

weirdtoadgirl:

POLKA-DOT WOMAN!!!

im simp for her

+ long hair version

Hedcanon! Suicide Squad play in mafia

(inspired by the fact that the cast played it on game night)

PolkaDot Man (Abner Krill):

A perpetual townsperson who gets killed at the beginning of the game (but he doesn’t get upset because he’s happy to spend time with his friends)

Very bad at accusations and mostly keeps quiet

One time he gets the role of the mafia, but he’s immediately figured out because he’s not the one who died on the first night

But he looks at everyone with his sad dark eyes and the accusations are dismissed

He wins by killing everyone in cold blood


The Ratcatcher 2 (Cleo Cazo):

At night she really falls asleep

Sebastian tells her who the mafia is

No one dares to kill her

Pretends very well to be a townsperson

Bad at accusations, but good at excusing those she thinks are townspersons


Harley Quinn:

Uses her psychology degree to spot the mafia

Very expressive in discussions

When rightly accused of being Mafia, waves back very theatrically with “Who? Me? No way!”

VERY much loves to win

Turns everyone against each other for fun


King Shark (Nanaue):

Takes the phrase “kill” too literally

And tried to eat the Peacemaker

Voices his role aloud

“Nanaue - friend. Nanaue - good.”

Never really figured out how to play it


Peacemaker (Christopher Smith):

☮️ Swore to find the mafia, no matter what the cost

☮️ Turns out to be the mafia himself

☮️ Conducts a real interrogation during the game (he almost brought Abner to tears)

☮️ Peeping at night

☮️ Mostly blames Bloodsport


Bloodsport (Robert Dubois):

Mostly blames Peacemaker

Banned everyone from voting for Cleo

Didn’t want to play it, but eventually got into it

Most of his accusations are “I heard you moving around at night.”

Brought his daughter to the game


Rick Flag:

Taught everyone the game

Confiscated everybody’s weapons before the start

Leading the game

Tries to keep everybody calm

Refuses to describe exactly how someone was killed, as Harley asks him to do


Can we talk about how important such a small gesture as patting him on the head was to Abner? Perhaps it was the first time he had been touched without disgust or to hurt

i just——-

professordickinson: Alternate ending, polka-dot man lives. Maybe instead of being crushed my Starro,

professordickinson:

Alternate ending, polka-dot man lives. Maybe instead of being crushed my Starro, maybe Starro missed and the impact just flinged him off somewhere and knocked him out. I dunno if it makes sense, either way I can dream.

My sister said “he’s gonna die” a few seconds after he did. When he got nuked I audibly said “no!” Damn. Edit: David shared this fanart to his stories again


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not to be dramatic but i would die for polka-dot man :/

saw the suicide squad two weeks ago & haven’t been able to stop drawing him since, so here’s a sketch dump!! they’re so inconsistent but pretend u can’t see<3

I have no evidence to back this up but new hc that aside from his canon moves, Task Force X’s Polka-Dot Man dances like Napoleon Dynamite

I just wanted to draw pretty women and dress.

Bob Taylor doesn’t have blankets, he has a deflated blow up mattress and an old couch cushion.

Something that makes me sad is I feel like Abner had to grow up to soon, considering he was probably the oldest of his surviving siblings if he killed his mom. I doubt she looked after them so the responsibility to feed and comfort them probably fell on him.

It’s probably why he’s so empathetic but also just accepts he’ll never be looked after so he tries not to make himself a nuisance.

Case in point: “it’s just a rash” “it’s nothing I tripped” he assumes they’ll yell at him instead of caring about his well-being (and he was somewhat correct)

Lonny being the most anxious man in the world.

… … . . Okay, hear me out

I wanna write a Polka-Dot Man-centric reworking of TSS, for lots of Very Spoilery reasons

And include Winnie because I’m an indulgent asshat

 Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa Note: Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Pa

Note:Top ten hottest characters, part sixteen. I haven’t seen Peacemaker yet. Or read Robert B. Parker’s Wonderland (or anything by Parker himself), but there’s no way book Hawk is as hot as movie Hawk, right? He’s a boxer. My puppy’s part Boxer. He likes dogs. If we were a couple, Hawk and I could dress up as Boxers for Halloween. 

10. Talos (Ben Mendelsohn) from Captain Marvel

Shapeshifting space elf. 

9. Stefano (William McNamara) from Opera

If anyone had to be tied up, gagged, and needled… 

8. Alex (Justin Long) from He’s Just Not That into You

It’s just not that great a movie. Cute bartender, though. 

7. Man with Red Eyes (Kyle Secor) from A Wrinkle in Time

Hypnotized and hypnotizing. 

6. Abner Krill (David Dastmalchian) and Christopher Smith (John Cena) from The Suicide Squad

Why are failed/corrupt superheroes hot? 

5. Cliff Vandercave (Kyle MacLachlan) from The Flintstones

He (and everyBarney else) dresses silly and should wear shoes. But evil businessman. 

4. Matthew Brown (Jonathan Tucker) fromHannibal

Aw, his one-sided crush on Will. 

3. Terry Foster (Michael Elcock) from Queens of Mystery

Why is Matilda into an engaged man when P.C. Foster is literally right there and ready to simp? 

2. Seymour Krelborn (Conrad Ricamora) from Little Shop of Horrors

Ricamora playing another virile dork. 

1. Hawk (Winston Duke) from Spenser Confidential

WHOO. 

Note:Previous part. I wish Queens of Mystery got a third season. The narration makes it like a vastly less depressing ASOUE. Also, there are no HD pictures of Secor!Hank. :(


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