Christopher had always fancied himself the ladies’ man, and certainly thought himself the

Christopher had always fancied himself the ladies’ man, and certainly thought himself the hottest guy in the school orchestra. He obviously never heard the rumors that his string bass was compensated for something.

Well, today those rumors were confirmed when Christopher hit on the wrong girl on the way back from an orchestra competition. Her jealous boyfriend was pissed. Before Christopher knew what was happening, he was stripped of his suit, all the way down to his skivvies. The bus driver pulled over to get control over the students, at which point Christopher was tossed out of the bus butt naked, along with his bass.

The other musicians cheered as the bus pulled away, leaving Christopher stranded in his birthday suit. He’d have to carry his bass all the way home, with nothing to cover up the fact that he was, indeed, compensating for something…