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sammi-doodles: Design for a Grand Caster Quinnen summoned from his legend of the White Swan~I wanted

sammi-doodles:

Design for a Grand Caster Quinnen summoned from his legend of the White Swan~
I wanted a slightly more elegant older Quinnen to go along with Ruler Sainte >v>


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mouthwatering-men:

Wyatt had been walking home from the gym late in the evening when he was jumped by a couple of muggers. He didn’t have any cash on him, so the thieves settled for taking his clothes - all of his clothes.

Now Wyatt found himself miles from home, skulking in the shadows butt naked. He kept one hand glued to his junk, praying no one would see him as he made his way across town.

Next time he went to the gym, he’d definitely drive…

alphabondsnewy:

Just because you’re losing at strip pool doesn’t mean you can’t lose with style!

yasuimau: This Valentine’s day was probably his most humiliating day ever. Earlier that day, he want

yasuimau:

This Valentine’s day was probably his most humiliating day ever. Earlier that day, he wanted to do a grand romantic surprise for this girl he had only started flirting with in class, so he snuck into her dorm room and artfully scattered rose petals and lit candles all over. For the pièce de résistance, he stripped naked and laid on her bed, carefully putting a rose over his dick.

He waited in that position until she finally returned home, with her boyfriend. She was shocked to find the guy she had just met only a few weeks ago completely naked on her bed covered in roses. Realizing his misunderstanding, he stood in shock as the boyfriend chased him out of the room. He wouldn’t get a chance to explain himself before they threw him out, still completely in the nude. He would have to run through the campus with his ass in full display before the cops finally catch him. After a naked image of him holding a rose to his junk spread throughout the campus, he would forever be known as the “flower boy” and would live with that humiliating incident for the rest of his university life.


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Adrian approached the front desk, one hand glued to his junk as people around him stopped and stared

Adrian approached the front desk, one hand glued to his junk as people around him stopped and stared. He’d just finished his post-workout shower when his so-called friends pushed him out of the locker room sans towel. Now he was giving the whole gym a free peek at his hard work… and his friends were blocking the door to keep him from getting back in.

And so Adrian had no choice but to sheepishly go to the front desk and ask for a towel. Unfortunately, the gym recently instituted a “one towel” policy to cut costs… Adrian will have to wait. Hopefully his friends let him back in soon…


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strappingmen:

He’d stepped out that morning for a bit of fresh air. It was a beautiful day, and it was early enough that he knew no one else would be awake, so he didn’t bother to get dressed. Everything was fine until the wind blew the door shut behind him.

“Shit!” he thought as he realized he was locked out in his tighty-whities.

Fortunately, he had his cell on him. He texted his girlfriend, begging her to swing by with her spare key to let him in. Unfortunately, she had just started her 8-hour shift. He was going to have to wait…

Guess the neighbors are in for quite a show…

“This is ridiculus,” James thought as he worked the leg press. “Can’t believ

“This is ridiculus,” James thought as he worked the leg press. “Can’t believe Coach is making me do this!”

James was the star running back for the varsity football team. He had a full-ride scholarship lined up with the top school in the state. And here he was going through his stupid gym class butt naked because he forgot his gym uniform.

Normally he would’ve just gone through class in his boxers, but today of all days he’d chosen to go commando. Just his luck.

Now everyone in his class was laughing at him as he moved from machine to machine. James told himself that they were just envious of his perfect body. In the back of his mind, though,he knew he’d spend the rest of his senior year being known as the Naked Guy.


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caracaracarancho-deactivated202:

How could he have been so stupid? Steve had been jogging the same route all year before work and had never seen a soul. When he’d leave it would be pitch black out, and the sun would only just start to rise by the time he’d return.

So, feeling a bit daring, our embarrassed hero decided to go for his morning run butt naked. After all, he never once saw a soul.

Unfortunately for him, Steve forgot about the time change. When he got about halfway through his run, he noticed the sun coming up. He turned around and started running home, but heard cars - he could even see them! With nothing else to do, he stood against the wall in the park, trying to think of a way out of this mess. Preferably one that didn’t end with half the town seeing him naked… or getting arrested.

Christopher had always fancied himself the ladies’ man, and certainly thought himself the hott

Christopher had always fancied himself the ladies’ man, and certainly thought himself the hottest guy in the school orchestra. He obviously never heard the rumors that his string bass was compensated for something.

Well, today those rumors were confirmed when Christopher hit on the wrong girl on the way back from an orchestra competition. Her jealous boyfriend was pissed. Before Christopher knew what was happening, he was stripped of his suit, all the way down to his skivvies. The bus driver pulled over to get control over the students, at which point Christopher was tossed out of the bus butt naked, along with his bass.

The other musicians cheered as the bus pulled away, leaving Christopher stranded in his birthday suit. He’d have to carry his bass all the way home, with nothing to cover up the fact that he was, indeed, compensating for something…


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tonyw39:

These cowpokes got a bit dirty working out on the ranch. When they rode back into the stables, they realized their clothes were filthy - and so were their bodies. They decided the only thing to do was to strip off and scrub off with the washtub outside.

That was all well and good until they were interrupted by the lady of the house. They all spun in shock at the sound of her gasp. Grabbing their hats, they covered their shame as best they could and offered the lady a sheepish smile. To the lady’s credit, she didn’t pass up the opportunity to eye the naked cowboys, choosing to stand right between them and their clothes as they finished their bath.

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hslotupdates:

Los Angeles, CA // Night Two (14.7)


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Goblin Week 2022: GOBLIN #6!!A Redlow Goblin with a gun … honestly I don’t know what to expec

Goblin Week 2022: GOBLIN #6!!

A Redlow Goblin with a gun … honestly I don’t know what to expect. But he seems happy.


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taurusqueer:

I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:

ariana straight up murdered a man in front of my eyes

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