#hot damn
Auror Malfoy
Wyatt had been walking home from the gym late in the evening when he was jumped by a couple of muggers. He didn’t have any cash on him, so the thieves settled for taking his clothes - all of his clothes.
Now Wyatt found himself miles from home, skulking in the shadows butt naked. He kept one hand glued to his junk, praying no one would see him as he made his way across town.
Next time he went to the gym, he’d definitely drive…
Just because you’re losing at strip pool doesn’t mean you can’t lose with style!
He’d stepped out that morning for a bit of fresh air. It was a beautiful day, and it was early enough that he knew no one else would be awake, so he didn’t bother to get dressed. Everything was fine until the wind blew the door shut behind him.
“Shit!” he thought as he realized he was locked out in his tighty-whities.
Fortunately, he had his cell on him. He texted his girlfriend, begging her to swing by with her spare key to let him in. Unfortunately, she had just started her 8-hour shift. He was going to have to wait…
Guess the neighbors are in for quite a show…
caracaracarancho-deactivated202:
How could he have been so stupid? Steve had been jogging the same route all year before work and had never seen a soul. When he’d leave it would be pitch black out, and the sun would only just start to rise by the time he’d return.
So, feeling a bit daring, our embarrassed hero decided to go for his morning run butt naked. After all, he never once saw a soul.
Unfortunately for him, Steve forgot about the time change. When he got about halfway through his run, he noticed the sun coming up. He turned around and started running home, but heard cars - he could even see them! With nothing else to do, he stood against the wall in the park, trying to think of a way out of this mess. Preferably one that didn’t end with half the town seeing him naked… or getting arrested.
These cowpokes got a bit dirty working out on the ranch. When they rode back into the stables, they realized their clothes were filthy - and so were their bodies. They decided the only thing to do was to strip off and scrub off with the washtub outside.
That was all well and good until they were interrupted by the lady of the house. They all spun in shock at the sound of her gasp. Grabbing their hats, they covered their shame as best they could and offered the lady a sheepish smile. To the lady’s credit, she didn’t pass up the opportunity to eye the naked cowboys, choosing to stand right between them and their clothes as they finished their bath.
I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:
ariana straight up murdered a man in front of my eyes