~ A New Valkyrie ~Patreon Poll Pinup The blonde bombshell grumbled as she wandered the streets of th

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The blonde bombshell grumbled as she wandered the streets of the coastal city, “The damnable wench will pay for her treachery! To reduce Thor Odinson to this… weaker form,” She grumbled staring at her perfectly manicured hands. “If she thinks that a Lady Asgardian is any less of a threat, than she will know the harsh folley of her mistakes!!”
Bebe panted, peeking out from an alleyway. She had thought this was just another hero, easily bent and written off… then the coed started throwing cars! The Baroness sighed, catching her breath. She had to think of a plan, since she couldn’t just undo a freakin’ GOD!! She watched as the Asgardian princess made her way towards the beach. “Hmm, maybe if I shift things around a little bit…” She held out her hand, reaching out to Thor’s mind and memories.

Thor glared, staring around, feeling an itch at the back of her head. “You forsaken witch! Come out and face the Daughter of… the Son…” She shook her head and turned around. “What devil’s trickery be this?” She felt fuzzy, not like a cute animal, but more like she was missing something. She focused, “I am Thor… Goddess of Thunder Thighs and bringer… uhm, bringer of heroes to…” She shook her head again as something still seemed off. “I… Am Lor, Valkyrie of the All-Father… Guider of Heroes to… to uhm, Valhalla I think?” She twirled a silken tress of her long platinum hair. “Yes, that sounds right… I guide big strong warriors to… uhm, now where was Valhalla?”

“Hey babe, you lost?” Lor turned and saw a large, muscular man approaching. She blushed, such a vision sculpted of the finest marble… she shook her head, “
"N-no, The Mighty Lor is… uhm, totally not lost,” She giggled, her voice sounded so subdued and flirty. The man smirked, a bit confused, but the hottie in the costume did seem a touch lost.
“You sure?” He walked closer, Lor shivering at his masculine presence.
“Y-yes… Uhm, I’m like, a guide to… to Valhalla and-”
“Oh Valhalla? That new Dance Club on the Strip?” He smiled, Lor nearly melted.
“I… Y-yes, that sounds right,” She smiled, still staring at his oiled muscles.
“Well, how about you ‘guide’ me there tonight? I’d love to see you dance,” He wrapped a thick arm around her waist. Lor purred,
“I-I would love to show you, darling Warrior…”

Bebe sighed in relief, “that should keep the blonde busy for awhile… This job is getting dangerous… My contract did NOT include gods and cosmic entities… way above my pay-grade…" 

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