#thor odinson
THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER TEASER TRAILER IS OUT
Look at him go!!!! No thoughts right now, only THOR THOR THOR
Dark Biker! Thor x Reader x Loki
Summary:Once upon a time, promises were made. Over the years, you forget yours, until a familiar face comes back to town to remind you.
Warnings:Non-con, smut, jealousy, possessive behavior
Word count: 9k
A/N: This is a one-shot I wrote for @cockslut-padalecki and @sweeterthanthis’love (to challenge) yourself challenge. You two don’t have to read if it’s not your cuppa lol. I’m so nervous cause I never wrote Thor and Loki. It’s not very good but I wrote it with love. Divider by @sgt-seabass
♦ DARK. EXPLICIT. 18+. You’re responsible for the media you choose to consume ♦
The clear chime of the bell ripples through the bookstore as customers march inside. Hushed chatters and the soft patter of the drizzle that’s blanketed the town all morning rise in your ears.
A tepid autumn breeze tows behind the quiet steps.
Who’s going to watch Endgame??
gamora: we’re the guardians of the galaxy
thor, an asgardian: oh! i see! i am guardian of the ass!
gamora @ rocket: just crash the fucking ship
I didn’t know you shipped thunderiron!
The holy trinity.
minors in a fandom to a ship between people that have a huge age gap: we do not ship this ♀️!! This is illegal
minors in a fandom to a character who is played by someone in their late 30s-40s: That is the hottest mf I’ve ever seen and we are getting married even though there’s a 25 year age gap
unpopular opinions/ my accepted head cannons: ✨mcu edition✨
- Clint hides/hangs out in vents
- Peter and Shuri are besties that bond over gen z, meme, and vine culture
- Bucky is very close with Shuri and t’challa
- Wanda x Natasha (kinda but like I also really like Wanda x Vision so…)
- Darcy is waaayyyy better than Jane ( idk she always just rubbed me the wrong way)
- Valkyrie x Captain Marvel (idk it just kinda fits ig???)
- Tony is a bottom
- Nat is a dominant bottom
- Clint feels the need to adopt almost every orphaned, talented kid there is
- gender fluid/non-binary loki
- Bucky is ace ( kinda got this from the fact that after everything he went through with hydra he’s iffy with intimate contact)
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Wanda and Nat are bi
- No to steve x peggy (I like her but i feel like they would be better off as friends)
- Peter is Morgan’s big brother
- Thor is just a golden retriever that’s just happy to be here
- Shuri is smarter than Tony and Bruce
- Captain Marvel and Nebula are lesbian (but not x each other)
- Yelena and Natasha deserve another movie together
- Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man (I like Tom too but Andrew is just so good)
- Yelena is ace
- Spider-Man: homecoming, eternals and captain marvel weren’t that great of movies (sorry if you like these i just found them to not be that great)
- Sharon was always a bitch from the beginning and I never liked her but after that shit she pulled in tfatws I will never forgive her
- Spiderman: No Way Home was the best (Tom!spiderman) Spider-Man movie and was very emotionally damaging
- Tony is bi or pan
Is there anyone that reads Marvel comics and could help me with
Anyone in the MCU fandom that’s into Gamora, Valkyrie, Valmora, the Guardians, and Revengers that knows how to use goggle docs and into being a co-beta reader/help with plot?