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mad0uleurexquise:Seriously, when you look like this, what other purpose does your body have other

mad0uleurexquise:

Seriously, when you look like this, what other purpose does your body have other than being a receptacle for men and their needs? Gorgeous.


Seriously, when you look like this are a woman, what other purpose does your body have other than being a receptacle for men and their needs? Gorgeous.

Fixed that for you.


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rapefantasiesandprettybows:Lip update!This picture reminds me of a selfie one of my followers po

rapefantasiesandprettybows:

Lip update!

This picture reminds me of a selfie one of my followers posted once. She has “cunt” tattooed on the inside of her lower lip. She explained that her boyfriend, an amateur tattoo artist, talked her into it and gave it to her. They broke up two days later, presumably for unrelated reasons.


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dumbcuntsarentpeople:in a perfect world…Looking at this, you might wonder about the significance

dumbcuntsarentpeople:

in a perfect world…

Looking at this, you might wonder about the significance of the puddle.

Does it mean that the whore in the foreground is enjoying this so much that her cunt is oozing uncontrollably?

Or is it just that she’s been forced down there for so long that she’s finally given up on feigning dignity, and pissed herself like the animal she is?

The funny thing is, the answer doesn’t actually matter.

Not one bit.


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retarded-princess:Is it me or does she look like she’s seen some things she wishes she hadn’t?Ye

retarded-princess:

Is it me or does she look like she’s seen some things she wishes she hadn’t?

Yes, and it’s called a mirror.


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“I’m tired of your constant sniveling. Spreading your legs is not the end of the world, not even clo

I’m tired of your constant sniveling. Spreading your legs is not the end of the world, not even close. I can feel how you respond, we both know you like it. Your body can’t lie.

Maybe a night with the spiders will make an honest woman of you. By this time tomorrow, I’m sure you’ll be begging to come to my bed.

Just pray I haven’t found someone else by then.


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“[A] mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you

[A] mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous.

-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams


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bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

When I spot random dudes re-writing my captions, working with a weird dilligence to rewrite each sentence into something technically different but essentially the same, I feel as if I’m being forced to give a quasi-literate douche-nozzle a piggy-back ride into some poor girl’s pants.

This happens to me, too, and it’s always annoying. Though not quite as asinine as the blogs that always remove the attribution on a caption while keeping the caption itself, making it look like they wrote it themselves. Especially since those people tend to slap on a link to themselves at the end…

Although, there is one blog out there whose “thing” is they find captions and then replace all the female pronouns with first-person ones, making it so everything they reblog is now about them personally. I’m not even mad, it’s just too strange and funny to actually get bothered by that one.

I forget what my point was.

Have a cat getting startled by snow.

For better or worse, starting right now.

For better or worse, starting right now.


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#captions    #perfectworld    
misogynyandbimbos:She was just having fun. It wasn’t like she had a problem or anything. God, her

misogynyandbimbos:

She was just having fun. It wasn’t like she had a problem or anything. God, her friends were being such hypocrites lately. What, like they kept their legs closed all the time? It wasn’t like they were pure-hearted virgins themselves, but lately it was all “Kristin we’re worried about you blah blah”. Wasn’t college when you were supposed to have fun?

Ok, so she was fucking a bunch of guys lately, but it wasn’t that many. Last month it was only… Ummmmm… Shit, was it fourteen last month? Ok, that was a little higher than she’d realized, but it wasn’t that bad. There’d been those two threesomes so really it was more like twelve. She liked cock, was she supposed to apologize for that?

It wasn’t like she had a problem or anything. It was just some fun on the side, it didn’t affect her life. So she’d missed a few classes, no big deal, her grades were fine. And she still had weeks before that big research paper was due, there was plenty of time. Besides, she’d worked hard in school her whole life. Could anyone really blame her for ditching a class or two when some guy with a nice thick cock was waiting for her?

She was being careful, too. She was on the pill, and she always made them use condoms. Well, almost always. Blowjobs didn’t count, no one used condoms for that. And maybe a couple times she’d let the guy go in raw, but no one was perfect. That blonde guy, he’d been allergic to latex, so that wasn’t her fault. And the guy with the beard, they hadn’t had any condoms, and just the once couldn’t hurt. And that muscley guy, she’d gotten a little carried away, she’d just really wanted to feel his cum in her pussy, so that one was her fault. Oh, and obviously anal didn’t count, you couldn’t get pregnant that way. So yeah. She was almost always safe.

That backstabbing bitch Tara had tried to say she was just doing it for approval. Well, so what if she was? God knows she deserved to finally get some approval, and it certainly wasn’t going to come from her parents. Just because some of the men she fucked were a little rough didn’t make them bad guys. There’d been that one incident, but Jake had just been a little too drunk that night, that was all, it had been a total accident and she’d barely had a bruise the next day. Besides, he’d felt SO bad about it the next day, and she just knew he was a really sweet guy. Tara was just jealous because she barely had any tits and the boys didn’t like her as much. Thank God none of them knew about that tall guy from a couple weeks ago, her so-called friends would go ballistic if they knew about what he’d done to her… But like, she totally could have told him no if she wanted him to stop, right? So what was the problem, really?

The whole thing was ridiculous. It wasn’t like she was doing coke or meth or anything bad. If it became a real problem, she could always stop, just like that. She just loved that feeling, when a cock would slide into her and she’d hear the man moan like it was heaven. That didn’t make her a bad person. God, her friends were such cunts, it made her so upset! Maybe she’d skip class today. That guy she’d met this weekend had been texting her - he said her eyes were like oceans for him to drown in, it was so sweet. Yeah, maybe she’d call him, he’d make her feel better. Men always did.

I almost never do this, but I’d just like to take a moment to plug misogynyandbimbos. It’s a relatively new blog and, judging by the number of notes on the posts over there, it doesn’t have nearly as many followers as it deserves.

The blog contains fairly long, grammatically correct (yay!) captions. As its name suggests, it is split between relatively light bimbo posts and fairly dark misogyny posts, both of which are appropriately tagged.

The writing style there reminds me a little bit of my own, so I’m guessing that anyone who follows me will enjoy following them. If you haven’t already done so, you should go check it out.


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Q: How can you tell if you have a good woman? A: You only need to tell her to do something once.(S

Q: How can you tell if you have a good woman?

A: You only need to tell her to do something once.

(Source photo. Captioned with permission. Problems with actual abuse? Click here.)


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“Inferior cunt” — two ways of saying the same thing. Redundant. A woman writing “inferior cunt” on h

“Inferior cunt” — two ways of saying the same thing. Redundant.

A woman writing “inferior cunt” on herself — three ways to say the same thing. We can see what you are, and we know without being told. Redundant.

Not being able to fit your saggy udders in the frame — fourways.

I don’t know who this cunt is, but I know what she is.

Redundant.


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#captions    #philosophy    

@allbino​ submitted: Hello fellow insect lover!

I Just moved to a new place in Brisbane, QLD, Australia and have been finding heaps of cute insects in my new garden, all on my lime tree. I’d love if you could help me identify them? Thank you!

This caterpillar that morphs from brown/white (like bird poo ) then to white/green with red retractable horns?

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This cute little leaf hopper?

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This (actually huge?!) stink bug, largest I’ve seen

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And I’ve seen a few of these beautiful iridescent spiders ✨

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How exciting to have a garden full of pals you can go admire any time you like! I can certainly help you ID them. The caterpillars are orchard swallowtails, and they prefer citrus trees as their host plant! The “horns” are called osmeteria and they evert them from inside their body defensively. They emit a stinky odor that predators don’t like.

The planthopper is a citrus planthopper, which makes sense. The Large Dude is not a stink bug, but it is related to stink bugs! It’s called a bronze orange bug and once again feeds on citrus. Technically the family they’re in are called the tessaratomids, but colloquially people call them giant shield bugs or giant stink bugs.

And finally the absolutely beautiful spider man is a sea-green northern jumper! Keep your eyes peeled for females nearby as well. They’re more rotund and are a sort of bronzey-purple color.

Thanks for sharing all these great pals, tell them all I love them!

@caffinatedsalt submitted: Hello!! Just wanted to share this cute little fella my friend and I found crawling over the welcome mat to our local Boba Shop! After this brief interaction, he was promptly moved to the nearest plant to prevent being squashed <3

Hello! What a beautiful little twig! 10/10 would be fooled by their incredible camouflage

#animals    #insects    #submission    #phasmid    #stick insect    #stick bug    
redlipstickresurrected:Brisbane Insects - Rare Redeye Flat male in Karawatha Forest Rocks Circuit, Bredlipstickresurrected:Brisbane Insects - Rare Redeye Flat male in Karawatha Forest Rocks Circuit, B

redlipstickresurrected:

Brisbane Insects - Rare Redeye Flat male in Karawatha Forest Rocks Circuit, Brisbane, Australia hiding under gum leave 1.5 meter above ground, 2010, Photography


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blueandbluer:

parlezvousladybug:

weathur:

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pochenlat:

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TW: Bees, like thousands of bees, trypophobia

When the warning said thousands of bees they meant it

what the FUCK that’s alotta bees

at what point do you just say “fuck it, this is the bees’ house now”

That’s insane.

@onenicebugperday in case you haven’t seen this yet

My gosh I love them My favorite part is how they all politely file into the box once the queen is in there. Precious.

#insects    #honeybee    #congregation    #honeycomb    #trypophobia    

@cptn-catastrophic submitted: Spotted on my way to work. Was encouraged off the pavement and into the plants.

Oooooooooo you got stick bugged on your way to work!! Jealous…

#animals    #insects    #spider    #arachnids    #phasmid    #stick bug    #stick insect    #camouflage    

antiqueanimals:

Insects do the Strangest Things, Leonora and Arthur Hornblow, 1990. Illustrated by Dorothea Barlowe.

#bug art    #really good    
Fungus weevil, Gonotropis gibbosa, AnthribidaePhotos by Nikola Rahmé // Instagram - Shared with permFungus weevil, Gonotropis gibbosa, AnthribidaePhotos by Nikola Rahmé // Instagram - Shared with perm

Fungus weevil, Gonotropis gibbosa, Anthribidae

Photos by Nikola Rahmé //Instagram-Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!


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#animals    #curators on tumblr    #insects    #beetle    #weevil    #fungus weevil    #gonotropis gibbosa    #one nice bug    

@oneezha submitted: meet twix! tbh i thought he, much like the other two potter wasps on our back deck, didn’t survive the weather whiplash march hit us with (especially since his pot was cracked). i was gonna keep him as a specimen but surprise! he made it through the growth cycle! part of the shell is stuck on his waist and one of his wings is a little jank, but i guess thats to be expected from being knocked out of the mudball early. he’s a sweet lil bean that likes strolling on my arms and hasn’t once shown any signs of being threatened. his current favorite treat is organic strawberry honey

i would smooch him but alas, he is so small.

Twix!!! Wow full disclosure I would die for Twix. I’m so glad he’s doing well after a rough start to life! Please tell him I love him and blow him a kiss from me :)

#animals    #insects    #spider    #arachnids    #potter wasp    
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@cptn-catastrophic​ submitted: Rescued off flatmates curtain, had a tantrum about the glass, and then was set free outside. :)

Ooooo looks Angery. Love this dude deeply…I am blowing them a long-distance kiss…hope they feel it……

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