#221b johnlock
Guys, Johnlock is not about shipping Sherlock and John or not, Johnlock is about the romantic relationship between Sherlock and John being canon and THAT’S ALL IT IS.
John : *begs for Sherlock to be alive*
Sherlock : *resuscitates* Hi Jawn I’m not dead plz be happy))))
Jawn :
Me : *reading a Sherlock Holmes book*
Mom : *sitting next to me*
Me : *has a “heart attack”* ooooohhh shiiit, oh fffuck!!! *hisses*
Mom : what? What the hell happened?
Me : there’s like, an immense typo here.
Mom : *sass* gurl, this is ketchup from your hotdog you just splattered.
Me : no, no, there really is a big ass typo here.
Mom : come on! It’s just a typo! Don’t be a grammar Nazi!
Me : it’s giant! You could see it miles away if you wanted to!
Mom : alright, show it to me then.
Me : *points at book* see, it says “Sherlock Holmes and his FRIEND Dr. Watson.”
Mom : wtf there aren’t any typos
Me : yes, there are. It’s not his “his friend Dr. Watson”, it’s “his BOYfriend Dr. Watson”! Geez!
Mom : -_- why didn’t I abort.
Me : this kind of mistake is unforgivable!
Mom : *face palm* *sighs* sweetie, this can’t be a typo since the book is probably an exact copy of what was written in Conan Doyle’s original works.
Me : you mean to tell me that Conan Doyle actually wrote “friend” instead of “boyfriend”? *shook*
Mom :yes.
Me : *uncomfortable silence* ARTHUR YOU LITTLE SHIT
Sherlock : *scrolling down his contact list* Who the fuck is Greg?
John who just renamed contact « Lestrade » to « Greg » : idk sorry
John : I’m not gay!
Sherlock : *exists*
John :
“My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know.” (Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes)
