#aaron x kevin

kevin and aaron get married in december because they both love snow and for their honeymoon they go to a ski resort

they go skiing and kevin almost breaks his hand and when he facetimes andreil (for some reason thinking they would be sympathetic, when his own husband won’t stop laughing at him in the background) neil just hands andrew $5 and is like:

“how the fuck did u predict this”

and kevin is super offended that andrew bet that he would have a ‘close call’ while skiing

(also known as tripping on the bunny hills)

kevaaron fluff

• before practice aaron and kevin have a very intense stretching routine they do together. it takes them a solid 20 minutes to do every time but they refuse to practice without doing it first bc they dont want to sprain a muscle. neil complains about his legs being sore once and kevin then forces him and andrew to join them too.
• pre-kevaaron stretch routines were absolute hell for andrew and neil bc they had to deal with kevin and aaron being flustered when they were watching each other do some of the stretches, or when they had to do the ones where one of them was lying on the ground and the other was pressing their leg into the air for them. andrew had never been happier that he ended his deal with aaron, bc now he could bully kevin into asking his brother out bc jesus christ he didnt want to see that much unresolved sexual tension involving his little brother.
• kevin steals his dad’s sams clubs card to by big multipacks of sports drinks and bulk buy healthy food. he always drags aaron with him, and theyll get churros in the food court to eat while theyre shopping. aaron complains to kevin that they dont go on enough dates and kevin goes “dude, we literally went to sams club last saturday” and aaron realizes how dumb his very pretty boyfriend is. “andrew i just realized im dating a himbo” “kevin’s not a himbo he just forgets he’s not straight sometimes”
• aaron and kevin use hand warmers for their sore joints after practice, or will keep them in their pockets for when their hands are sore. they have the ones with adhesives to put on the inside of their clothing, and will use those on their legs when they have long classes after practice. matt walks in on kevin putting his arm down the front of aaron’s pants to help him put the adhesive in the right place and is scarred for life. he sends kevin a 3 page word document titled “god i wish i were blind: a guide on how to have a healthy sex life when you have roomates who arent into voyeurism”
• aaron sprains his ankle when kevin accidentally pushes him off of his bunk bed when they’re making out bc he thought there was a wall behind him. kevin decided that it is too risky for him and aaron to kiss during exy season so from now on his relationship with aaron will be completely chaste until summer break. the decision lasted exactly 47 minutes, until aaron came back from his morning class.
• sometimes kevin forgets that nicky is related to aaron and will start talking about how pretty he is and be offended when nicky doesn’t agree with him “have you seen him stretch to get my cereal off of the top shelf? i want to have so many babies with him. dont you think he’s great too?” “no lol” “fuck you, you have awful taste” “im literally his legal gaurdian” “oh, yeah.”
• aaron loves halloween so he ‘forces’ kevin to go to pumpkin patches and haunted houses with him. the twins used to work at one of the haunted houses so aaron knows all the hiding places in the building so he makes kevin hide with him to scare the actors and other people going through. they only go once, because an hour in andrew and neil show up and try to take their hiding place because they were gonna try to scare people too. aaron is horrified that his brother had the same date night idea that he had and never takes kevin to that haunted house again.
• aaron makes kevin use his interview personality to get them discounts when they go out to eat. kevin and aaron are both broke college students so kevin very berdugingly will go along with aaron’s plan. “babe i only have $3 for coffee but i wanted a bagel too~” “im not doing the thing” “come on you love doing it” “no i dont. im not doing it.” “ok. guess ill just starve. you dont have to do the thing.” “fine.” “i just said you dont have to~” “im doing it. stop looking at me like that” “thanks babe i knew you loved me”
• aaron is majoring in chemistry and has to take 8 different chem classes before he graduates, so kevin knows way more about chem then he needs to. aaron will take pictures of the cool reactions he gets to do in lab and send them to kevin bc kevin likes the colors. for his history major, kevin has to write a big paper so he writes about famous chemists so he can have aaron help him. aaron isnt really much help though bc theyll read about a discovery one of the chemists made and then go down a science rabbit hole and realize that kevin still doesn’t know anything about the chemist.

this post is dedicated to my lovely besties with kevaaron requesties: @/lena.h.w @/kaaaaarts @abundance-ofemilys(@/aftg.bois)@allfourthefoxes@/ukumushu_the_bibliophile