Continuity Trousers and Mechanical Gear Top by YILEE.
Item: Vest of Throwing Stars; rather than the usual magical “patches that turn into the things they look like” it is literally a vest made of throwing stars clipped together. Also functions as mail armor
Today’s entry in “the world of fashion baffles me.” I’m left to explain the pants, which I think are doing half-assed job of concealing a demon or satyr’s backward knees and hooves…
I’m picturing an animated ring that can envenomate someone during a handshake or as you punch them. Obviously its effectiveness is determined by the toxin you can give it, in turn limited by what liquid toxins you can find or make.
an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature
people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny
It took me a moment, but I think OP means that both angels and cell towers are specifically made for communication purposes.
Nowmy brain is running with this idea and it points out that angels are 1 way communication, from God to humans, but cell towers are 2-way.
Therefore an angel/cell tower hybrid (angel tower?) would (depending on the precise details of hybridization) result in either 2-way communication with God, 1-way communication from God (essentially being just another angel), or 1-way communication to God.
The last is the funniest possible option, because it would allow people to scream at him about everything going on without (verbal) retaliation.
Arguably even funnier though, is that using OP’s method of classification, angels can hybridize with anything that specifically facilitates communication, leading to such additionally nonsensical lovers as:
Walkie-talkies
Smartphones
Telegrams
Carrier pigeons
Text-to-speech software
Email
Snail mail
And many more. I don’t normally do this, but @1rakus, you must see what you have wrought!
hold on, isn’t prayer already one-way communication to god?
Yes, but people who pray are being reverent and subservient. At best, comparable to dogs giving you big puppy eyes while watching you eat. Anyone could use an angel-talkie or angelphone to say anything. League of Legends players could Hypothetically start calling God slurs.
Monster Truck of the Fundamentalist: repels human and reproductive rights. Incidentally, how much are people willing to bet this thing has truck nuts in the back?
