#accurate lol

booksanxietyandsports:

ski flying at the end of the season: how it’s going for team germany

Tobey!Peter: I’m so tired I could eat a horse.
Andrew!Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Tom!Peter: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Tobey!Peter: I offend horses identify me.
Stephen: Hold on. 
Stephen, to Tobey!Peter: Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

andrcwgarficlds:

black-quadrant:

designing an OC be like: “should i impose all of my faults and misgivings on them for self-validation and comfort or should i make them everything i wish i was so i can live vicariously through them”