#spider-mans

Tom!Peter: Is the pink panther a lion?
Tobey!Peter: …
Andrew!Peter: …
Tobey!Peter: Say it again but slower.
Tom!Peter: …pink panther?
Andrew!Peter: He’s the pink panther. 
Tom!Peter: Okay? But is he a lion?
Tobey!Peter: Peter. Peter Peter Peter. He’s a panther.
Tom!Peter: Is that a kind of lion?
Andrew!Peter: No. It’s a panther.
Tom!Peter: *frowns* *googles*
Tom!Peter: Okay fine, he’s a panther, but panthers aren’t pink.
Tobey!Peter & Andrew!Peter: And lions are??!!

Tom!Peter: I’m done with you! All you do is get us into ridonkulous situations!
Andrew!Peter: Seriously? Ridonkulous? Is that even a word?
Tobey!Peter: *walks in* Whoa! This is a ridonkulous situation!
Tom!Peter: *gestures pointedly*

Tobey!Peter: Who is that guy?
Andrew!Peter: I don’t know, but he needs a beat down.
Tobey!Peter: Now hold on. We don’t know that he’s gonna do anything wrong. He could be on his way to church.
Andrew!Peter: Wearing powered battle armor? What kind of church is that?
Tom!Peter: A really awesome one.

Andrew!Peter: These guys only understand one language. 
Tom!Peter: Chinese? 
Andrew!Peter: No. Fists.
Tobey!Peter: What about feet?
Andrew!Peter: *sighs* Yes. They understand feet.
Tom!Peter: Wouldn’t that technically make them bilingual? 
Andrew!Peter: THE POINT IS, we can’t go soft on them.

Andrew!Peter: Just throwing this out there, what are we supposed to do when we find these villains?
Tom!Peter: Oh don’t worry. They’ll find us.
Tobey!Peter: You always know just the right thing to say.

Tobey!Peter: *does a ton of hand signals* 
Andrew!Peter: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.
Tobey!Peter: *sighs* Go around back!
Tom!Peter: Why didn’t you just say so?

Tobey!Peter: I’m so tired I could eat a horse.
Andrew!Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Tom!Peter: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Tobey!Peter: I offend horses identify me.
Stephen: Hold on. 
Stephen, to Tobey!Peter: Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?